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Sometimes I slam my gas pedal to the floor and watch my car never leave economy mode as it gently works its way up to 48 miles per hour, a perfect speed to go while on a Portland highway doing fifty.
In the right-most lane, of course. I got a speeding ticket with a more capable car once—never again.
Mitsubishi mirage for life. Can park that shit in a bathroom cubicle.
Those consistently rank high on "worst car ever" lists.
More for me!
Sorry, I didn't mean that as an insult. Anyone who is capable of embracing a Mitsubishi Mirage is able to see what so many others cannot. Consider it high praise.
It’s much more fun to drive a slow car fast than it is to drive a fast car slow.
Outrun?
Excuse me, my yaris has 105 hp
Excuse me, my yaris has 192 kW
Nice
There was a videogame that featured a Yaris. It was trying to be Sonic, I think.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaris_(video_game)
Edit: I forgot that you had a gun mounted to the hood.
If you think your car doesn't have enough health, take it to the mechanic. Maybe he can put it back at full hit points.