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Sometimes I slam my gas pedal to the floor and watch my car never leave economy mode as it gently works its way up to 48 miles per hour, a perfect speed to go while on a Portland highway doing fifty.
In the right-most lane, of course. I got a speeding ticket with a more capable car once—never again.
Mitsubishi mirage for life. Can park that shit in a bathroom cubicle.
Those consistently rank high on "worst car ever" lists.
Ah-ha, my '71 beetle is no longer the worst. Yay!
More for me!
Sorry, I didn't mean that as an insult. Anyone who is capable of embracing a Mitsubishi Mirage is able to see what so many others cannot. Consider it high praise.
It’s much more fun to drive a slow car fast than it is to drive a fast car slow.
Me, driving a fast car fast: 😎🌌🧠
There was a videogame that featured a Yaris. It was trying to be Sonic, I think.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaris_(video_game)
Edit: I forgot that you had a gun mounted to the hood.
Outrun?
Nice
Excuse me, my yaris has 105 hp
Excuse me, my yaris has 192 kW
If you think your car doesn't have enough health, take it to the mechanic. Maybe he can put it back at full hit points.