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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

I predicted the middle of the night right before his birthday. Sadly, I was wrong

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Dang I was hoping to download an app but instead .app is just a tld. What is the world coming to

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, Oliver Tree was taken from us instead :(

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

And Gene Shalit. ☹️

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Wuuuuut I didn't know!

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

And Sketchy Andy, apparently :(

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

We need a national alert to go out. I won’t even mind being woken up for it.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

First thing i check for every morning.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Addition@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry buddy. We got one more year of this left.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uh. I have bad news for you….

[–] AHemlocksLie@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, don't worry. We'll 25th Trump once Vance doesn't have to count his promotion towards term limits. Hope you're ready for up to ten years of Vance!

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

He’s such a shit stain. And yet I’d rather have him 100 out of 100 times over trump, because he doesn’t have the ability insane personality cult. Nobody’s going to fly Vance flags or wear Vance hats. Sure, he’ll continue to destroy the country and any hope of a good life for the bottom 99%, but at least I won’t see constant reminders when I leave the house.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Are you from the future?

How far into the future??????

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you're a couple hours early

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you know? Can you share?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apparently, I was, uh, misinformed.

[–] python@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] DigitalPirate@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Im putting my bets on October 13. If there's a god let it happen on October 13, it'd be so funny

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a reference to Claudius?

[–] DigitalPirate@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago

No its just something I mentioned to a friend once and its blown up into a group cheer

[–] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago