From what I’ve seen on Blind (yeah yeah I know…) it’s an absolute shitshow over there now.
Couldn’t happen to a better company.
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What did you see on blind?
Why aren't you having fun!? I specifically requested it!
It's almost like the place is run by psychopaths and narcissists.
Zuckerberg offered employees access to permanent desks, a symbolic gesture that unintentionally illustrated how expendable many of them had become.
IQ and wealth seem to be inversely proportional to each other.
I mean the obvious solution is a pizza party no?
I bet they would have a massive party if he hanged himself.
Such a morale boost, felt through the world 🥰
RIP Andre
In his memo, Zuckerberg predicted that even more difficult days could be ahead for the company, despite vowing to hold off on any future layoffs for the rest of the year.
“Given the complexity of these changes, we’ve made mistakes and will almost certainly make more,” he admitted.
"I will certainly make more mistakes that you will have to pay for, but I can promise you you will probably not be laid off for at least six months."
„Many of you will be laid off but that’s a sacrifice I‘m willing to make“
I knew that someone will comment that 😂😂😂
“I’m going to make a bunch of mistakes that will cost the company a lot of money and will cost many of you your jobs. But fret not, because I will experience zero consequences for this and will continue to deserve millions for being so smart and taking on all the risk.”
even more difficult days could be ahead
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
He's just announcing the next wave of layoffs for the Christmas holidays.
Do you honestly believe he is going to stick to the moratorium?
Id sooner believe he tasks to AI-zuckerberg to lay off than what he said.
Now that's a evil boss thing to say.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you follow my ruttin' commands!
Okay Jayne...
This was my first thought and I knew if I scrolled I'd find it.
T-shirt idea: Caption reads "Are we having fun yet?" with a picture of Zuck at his most creepy and least emotive.
Done…. well creepiest but not least emotive
Nah. I was thinking more like one of the actual non-shopped photos of him where he nonetheless looks like he's not having fun.
There's a few from the Senate testimony hearing where he looks especially spaced out, for example.
Alternatively, the one where he's peering in a window for some reason. Assuming that's not AI generated.
How's this?
Sorry, but I think he's creepy even at his most emotive.
Desperate to recreate that startup atmosphere and stop everyone thinking about how they work for an evil data collection machine.
TikTok’s at the salad bar are back in vogue!
People dont start having fun just because you specifically request it, Mark.
But it's an ORDER!! 😡😤
If anything, a directive from the boss to have fun in the absence of extra money and time off will inspire the opposite of fun. Like being told to deal with burnout by forcing more meetings, surveys, seminars and training about burnout.
Do you think he knows the meaning of the word?
He thinks he does. Its just, we dont find it fun to purchase entire presidencies, build private schools only for our chosen children in our backyards, and stare at Mrs Bezo's plastic tits like they're being reborn in flame before our very eyes.
That last bit is something I think for once I'm glad not to know about.
She's incased in plastic anyways. Itd be like looking at a melted action figure.
Not the onion? Huh...
Oh hey, it's my cake day? I had no idea.
Careful with that candle, willya?!? Don't wanna burn the place down now, eh?
Well actually...
does that fuckin weenie still train bjj or was that just for show
HAVE FUN EVERYONE! ... You know what? Let's have a game of MUSICAL CHAIRS!
Another forced reassignment? Fuckin' A, man!