The secret to keep everyone away is not how many apples you eat, but how many entire bulbs of garlic you eat!
The downside is that it keeps vampires away too. :(
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The secret to keep everyone away is not how many apples you eat, but how many entire bulbs of garlic you eat!
The downside is that it keeps vampires away too. :(
Why does it have to be Before Christ?
I have IBS that is triggered by sugar alcohols. Eating one whole apple gives me awful gas about an hour later followed by 8-12 hours of violent diarrhea the next day.
So... One apple is enough to everyone away from me.
Eat enough apple seeds and you won't have to worry about people or their proximity to you ever again.