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[–] Ramrod1163@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Why do the testicles have nipples?

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn, I should become an artist if this is the level of work people are willing to pay actual money for

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Okay folks, I have just left upvote 69, so we can leave this nice beautiful perfection alone now..

👍

[–] Shitbrains@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

I would love to upvote your comment, but since it's at 69 I really can't get myself to

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

me when i'm 12 years old and have no concept of the world around me

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[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

they are ungendered. these are just plants

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pretty shitty. Complete lack of finesse

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

the flower has big labias. they couldve used an aristholcia plant, which looks like female genitals anyways.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So a Lemmy shitpost is just a reddit cross-post? The actual OP didn't give any context to the images. Even if this isn't a bot post, it might as well be one.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1u8qzwv/bathroom_doors_i_painted_in_a_bar/

[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

I mean to be fair many memes are posted on reddit and lemmy is comparably tiny to reddit, so cross-posting can be valid.

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[–] guillem@aussie.zone 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

At this point I think the only useful signage is "sitting" vs "standing" and maybe "accessible".

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

These are the bathroom doors at a brewery near me. I don't understand why more places don't do this. If it's a single stall bathroom, it's all that matters.

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who the hell runs System Integration Tests at the restrooms?

[–] qaeta@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Wait, are you not? I thought that was SOP...

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Not available.
I can offer you 'Christ' though.

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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

If I ever run a place with bathrooms, I'll get two gender neutral bathrooms then make a habit of putting confusing pictures in front of each like they're gendered, like a picture of a screwdriver on one and a picture of a wrench on the other, another day put a knight chess piece on one and rook on the other, a goose and a squirrel, keep em guessing

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

a picture of a screwdriver on one and a picture of a wrench on the other

Something that screws and something that sounds like wench. I would think huh fun little riddle and then go in. The idea that it was supposed to be ungendered wouldn't even occur.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • hammer and sickle
  • octopus and squid
  • cup of coffee and cup of tea
  • happy face and sad face
[–] qaeta@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

hammer and sickle

OUR bathroom :P

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[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 6 points 1 day ago

I prefer symbols (toilet symbol, urinal symbol, wheelchair and toilet symbol), for accessibility

[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (39 children)

If you're gonna make the bathrooms gendered, at least include ACTUAL SIGNAGE with the artwork. Not every person who walks in there is going to know at a glance what this means nor do genital shapes equate to gender and bathroom choices

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Genitals??? No no no. You got it all wrong. It's asking "When you pee, is it delicate like a flower? Or does it sting like a cactus?"

Just trying to prevent the spread of STDs through toilet seats.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Is my genitals feeling spikey or is it a soft smelling flower today?

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Why does one door have a right handle and the otehr one a left one?

Also, the fox knowledge infograph on the wall looks like AI.... is the whole image AI?

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Why would the AI generate a smaller AI image inside the larger one?

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