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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by CaffeineTwo@piefed.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago
[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know, the medical bills that result from whatever fun diseases you get from a 99¢ sloppy would probably be pretty high. Lucky for me I'm not American so and we don't have White Castle here.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can't make a reply without America shade

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Get used to it. America will be a running joke for the next 70 years. One doesn’t live down electing a known pedophile twice. Let alone all the shit that his bumbling ass did that resulted in the deaths of millions and a global economic collapse twice

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Every western nation has abdicated its sovereignty to the United States and we will all decline just the same

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some of us have to live here

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And I guess you know since you have to live here, too.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's because America is like a cool cowboys and Indians place when you're a kid, then as a teenager it's like the cool music/movie country with big cities and then you reach 40 and you've been to many other countries and realize America just sucks. It's the richest country to ever exist, it could be a literal utopia.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 1 day ago

America is Omelas, except 99% of the population is the kid in the basement, giving 1% a utopia where they can smash their face bones with hammers and get failed penis enlargement surgery as much as they like.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We aren't all globetrotters

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

You ain't ever spin a basketball on your finger?!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

"No, we have slop at home."

No time for Starbucks.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: you get bad printouts of ai slop “art”.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now I want a basket of chicken rings

[–] adarza@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago

"onion chips and a plate of cheese burgers... make that two."

two chips or two plates of burgers?

"yes, please"

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Do you have to be white in order to enter the castle for a sloppy?