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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 51 minutes ago

Left hand image doesn't even look like her usual costume so where tf did he get that idea from

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You know, in ancient Greece super man and women were nude.

Tell me more...

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 113 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

that slutty-ass cube

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Me too fella!

Rubik's cubes tease so much. All I want to do is click it in all the right places. But that smooth little box edges me for days never letting me cum to completion.

I have yet to finish, been gooning the cube for decades. When I finally slide that last square into place, I'm going to bust so fucking hard.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with mixing it up a little

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago

Underrated cube pun

[–] lime@feddit.nu 40 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

porn addiction is just a symptom of serotonin deficiency

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 49 minutes ago

I've been looking into this and your advice seems very sound

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Your p*rnography*, you f*cking p*rvert.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 4 hours ago

🀀 redact this ****

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

****** to **** until *** *******

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 2 points 2 hours ago

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This isn’t a power girl movie and the actress playing supergirl is nowhere near buxom enough to play her even if it were one. Supergirl’s outfit has never looked like the left.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

In much of her history, she's also quite young. Young enough to live in an orphanage in the golden age before getting foster/adoptive parents. Sometimes she's an adult in the 20-24ish range. But it seems like every time the canon gets reset for her she's canonically 16 again. And as such she's almost always dressed pretty reasonably by Superheroine standards.

She almost always wears a skirt and briefs, if not shorts, tights, pants or full legged unitard. Don't know that she has ever been depicted as particularly busty.

In fact, it is a running gag that her Earth 2 counterpart, Powergirl, is famously quite busty and confident his her body (boob window and all), particularly in comparison to Supergirl.

For comparison sake:

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 hours ago

Absolute loser behavior.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself. Kryptonians, like Saiyans, exist for the cool ass fight scenes and saying shit like "The world belongs to its people, not tyrants". (Maybe Saiyans dont say that lol)

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Goku might not have said that, but he defeated a tyrant, Frieza.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah its just he seems special among them. Most seemed content to be the tyrant themselves lol

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Defeating the tyrants encroaching on their turf.

It is said that when a Saiyen warrior is territorial enough then it's hair will change colors and it'll get far stronger and far more violent.

"This sector's only big enough for 1 tyrant, Imma woop your ass!" Super Saiyen noises

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Ravenheart@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I don't know who this Fahhh person is. Are we sure he isn't just making a dumb joke? Because it's giving me those vibes.