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I'm reading a book about sandpaper.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's a work of friction

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 minutes ago

You get the fuck out (this is our joke now)

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

I've started keeping hard copies of my business records on sandpaper. It's hell on the printer but makes things really convenient when it's time to file the taxes.

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Sure it was a rough go through but In the end it really smoothed things over for me …

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 4 points 2 hours ago

I tried to read that. It's a rough read.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago

You might not be funny, but you've got grit.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

This one rubbed me the wrong way.

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

This is one of the most abrasive jokes I've ever seen.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I loved it, it really scratched that itch