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Makes perfect sense (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

This is victim blaming

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, it was cooked. It wasn’t ready, it was too hot. They went for a walk to give it time to cool down.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't mama bear's porridge too cold? Did she make two batches? This is why they sleep in separate beds.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m not sure but even so, we only know that it was too hot or too cold for Goldilocks. We don’t know how the bears preferred their own porridge.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Is this considered canon within the fanbase?