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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it was cooked. It wasn’t ready, it was too hot. They went for a walk to give it time to cool down.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Wasn't mama bear's porridge too cold? Did she make two batches? This is why they sleep in separate beds.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

She's a slow pour. Pours 3 in a row and last is still hot while first has cooled down a bit.

[–] thenumbernine@infosec.pub 1 points 5 months ago

Obviously they eat differently sized portions and since Papa Bear probably has the largest portion his will keep the heat the longest.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m not sure but even so, we only know that it was too hot or too cold for Goldilocks. We don’t know how the bears preferred their own porridge.

Is this considered canon within the fanbase?

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 points 5 months ago

Bear grandma hit her alarm button. Bear rule is to leave everything and rush out to check.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago

This is victim blaming

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Papa Bear: “The trap is set, let’s see if anyone takes the bait.”