Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
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Normal? A normal person would barricade all doors and windows and then set their house on fire.
What??? No!!! That's awful!!! How could you DO such a thing????
........there might be a dog inside!!!
Ah sorry, correct: no dogs cats birds or other animals are to be harmed. So, a search and rescue op is to be conducted beforehand.
That's why a normal person would brick them up inside a wall. Easier to exclude the dog.
Funny place to do it, but I just realized why the Russians apply novichok to the inside of clothing. Limiting exposure
When customers are mean to me I ~~make dolls of them out of receipt paper and take them home and~~ beat them with hammers
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Anyone can relate
Healthiest coping mechanism
That's actually a Cantonese tradition
In contemporary practice, villain hitting is often regarded as a modest, quasi-informal occupation typically performed by elderly women in roadside or underpass shrines, although commercial "DIY" kits are also available for the self-motivated.
I don't want to offend any traditions, but the end of that sentence had me laughing quite hard. Also: quite an interesting read.
Need to learn witchcraft so you can turn them into dolls and then smash them with hammers.
i dunno. what evil juju you send out returns on you thricefold. better to just smash them with hammers and then turn them into dolls.
I've seen something about the voodoo dolls saying that they were not use for curses but rather the opposite.
They were basically a physical medical file used by folk doctor.
Folk doctors would make dolls for their regular patients and add needles to symbolize their illness and keep track of it.
Somehow this reminds me of this scene from the SpongeBob Sqaurepants movie...
what the fuck lmao
But what do you do with the receipt paper?
Why not just hit the customers with a hammer? Of course wrap their heads in a towel first.
Things like this make me wish that magic was real because voodoo dolls would make life so much funnier.