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[–] mosspiglet@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My partner will grow everything out, full pits, full bush and I'm like "Yes! so sexy!" Then she'll decide to shave everything and I'm like "awwww yeah!". Then back to the bush and I'm again stoked. She's beautiful and sexy no matter what.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

This is really sweet <3

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't hate Bush at all. She's original, and some of her tunes are catchy, I just think that she's taken having a unique vocal style a bit over the line of being silly.

[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, the pubic hair or the president?

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or the band? Or the flora?

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's Busch

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 days ago

Could we stop trying to resuscitate that man's image? He was a war criminal just like every other president before and after.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (15 children)

I think anyone that makes blanket generalizations is deceitful, what a coincidence.

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. Only a sith deals in absolutes.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I absolutely approve of afro-sized bush to bury my beard in /shrug

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (10 children)

You just made a blanket statement too ;)

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't like bush, so I shave my own and help my partners when they choose to do so. Everyone wins.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same. Shaved or well trimmed avoids a mouthful of pubes.

Feel free to grow it into a 1970s afro, but I'm not putting my face down there and weed wacking your untamed garden to the promised land.

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My partners public hair will never stop me from ravishing their genitals. Never.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it that much that it's now public?

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I SAID WHAT I SAID

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 279 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I'm not saying I don't like Bush but it's a little silly to call me ungrateful after the whole Iraq and Afghanistan debacle.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 71 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I am saying I don't like Bush

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[–] dwzap@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m confused. Are we talking V Bush or W Bush?

[–] cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'm torn.

I don't want hair in my mouth, but I do like the idea of playing in the jungle.

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Well they are both war criminals who should be tried as traitors, and the whitewashing of their legacies is deeply shameful to say the least.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 100 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fuck, I saw this late and didn't post in time

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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm a woman who is basically fine with bush but if it's totally untamed just logistically I am going to have to pause from my eating you and/or swallowing you down a lot to pick hairs out of my mouth. But if you're fine with that and I'm into you then I'm more than fine with that too.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I learnt from watching cats lick themselves. I just cough up a furball later.

lore accurate lesbian catgirls

[–] vathecka@lemmy.radio 13 points 2 days ago

big fan of the iraq war ig

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 110 points 3 days ago (39 children)

People should just find people they're sexually compatible with. No one owes you anything, and you don't owe anyone anything. Just do whatever you want with consenting adults. I don't understand why this concept is so fucking hard? You don't like bush, cool, don't sleep with someone who has one. You like to have a bush? Cool, don't sleep with someone who doesn't like it. Simple as that people. No one decides what they like and what they don't. You can't force someone to like your body, so why even bother? There's plenty people out there who likes you the way you are.

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[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Not knocking the bush but the broader trend of shaving/waxing has reduced the overall rate of pubic lice infestations

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I'll grant that, but you know how some ladies prefer a man with a beard? It's sort of the same mentality. Now to the ladies, who like beards, I ask you: Do you prefer "wild homeless man" or "18th century naval ships captain?"

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That's what I thought, so don't think I'm saying "ignore grooming."

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 114 points 3 days ago (11 children)

Gotta say. I kinda agree. If you're a men that hate the 90s grunge band Bush, you have no soul

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, they had a pretty okie album. I wouldn't say i hate them.

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I mean, according to a research paper published by Brandeis University and its sources, the whole "women need to be shaved" thing was started by Gillette to sell razors, correlates with perceiving women as younger and a tendency to fetishise youth.

Considering the evolutionary roots, men should feel attracted to female body hair, as it is a secondary sexual characteristic, such as breast size and waist to hip ratio, and hence a sign of sexual maturity and ability to procreate. [...]

Biologically, sexually mature females have body hair, but society has made femininity more connected to youth and pre-pubescence than to a woman’s ability to reproduce.

So if you like them unshaved, that's natural (but no longer normal). If you like them shaved, that's normal (but not natural).

And if you don't like them at all, you're lucky to sidestep that question.

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[–] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not a man... But also I am not giving head regardless of what you have down there if it's not at least a little shaved. I'm here for sausage not salad

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Is it wrong to prefer clean shaven now?????

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If you watched the video, she is very specifically talking about men who are commenting about women’s body hair publicly.

You can have a preference without telling random women they should shave because it’s your personal preference.

I have a preference for trimmed or hairy, but I don’t tell people that they must quit shaving because I find it more attractive.

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[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Having a preference for A over B is not the same thing as hating B.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On October 23rd, 2017, [Twitter] user @BravoCoolee made a post that read, "Twitter the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?” No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/no-bitch-dats-a-whole-new-x-wtf-is-you-talkin-about

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think either Bush presidencies were very good TBH.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I grew up before the whole shaving fad and shaved women look unnatural to me. For some reason I blame the French for this, probably because the first reference to shaving I remember was from the movie Amelie.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Thank you for blaming the French, it means a lot to me.

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French women are notoriously unshaven.

Blame the Brazilians. It's named after them.

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