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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 points 56 minutes ago

Hell yeah, put her in drag to show how much the US loves drag queens.... Right? Yeah.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

She really should have one tit exposed, as that's the traditional french symbol of liberty. It was censored and changed by prudes.

...also, the torch is for burning it all down when governments get too controlling. It's the torch of revolution.

[–] doeknius_gloek@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 hours ago

And France will pay for it!

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Don't give those fuckheads any ideas

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

A peeling copper face undergoing some strange chemical reaction could be a fun symbol for the Trump years. I say go for it.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

These comments, lol. He’d have the face made to look like his own face.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

would he still give it huge boobs and lipstick?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Where's the picture of the "give us your poor, your huddled masses" speech sanded off and replaced with a text about how great Cheeto McDonald is?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 61 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was 16.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 41 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was ~~16~~ 13.

FTFY

Edited to more accurately represent his creepiness (see my comment below)

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

when she was ~~16~~ ~~14~~ 10

FTFTFY

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 33 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Now now, he is on record saying 12 is his lower limit.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, I couldn't remember the age he specified, so I guessed at the worst I could imagine. However, what he actually said was he wouldn't be with a 12 year old, so that would suggest 13 is his lower limit.

Howard Stern: "Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?"

Donald Trump: "Oh, absolutely! I have no trouble."

Robin Quivers: "Do you have an age limit?"

Donald Trump: "If I— No, no, I have no age— I mean, I have an age limit— I don't want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds".

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 2 points 14 minutes ago

We as a society really have failed. How have we not addressed the monsters that are very openly admitting to being monsters?

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 hours ago

he started to say he had no age limit and stopped himself... im pretty sure he raped some of the babies that were murdered on his behalf.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 hours ago

Of course, he only said that because he knew it would make him look bad, so he'd definitely go younger.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

I think we all know better than to believe anything he says. If he says it's 12, it's probably 6.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago

She's green?! Bring me the heat of Algae‐tifa!

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 5 hours ago

Don't give them any idea

[–] Piege@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Thats what the poster would show, they'd start teardown and find some ridonculous way to fail at the construction phase.

[–] f314@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Trump would probably hire a plastic surgeon to lead the “renovations”

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Love that Mar-a-Lago face. /s

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The one thing that’s suppose to be green will wind up turning another color.

[–] gex@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

They'll polish it to show its original copper color, and in a month when it oxidizes back to green they'll blame the woke

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

HAHAHA not the gold!

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

The statue of liberty is going to end up with failed bbl

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Someone with talent please make one with a fleshlight in her hand.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

I got you fam

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 4 hours ago

Not sure if making a statue to whatever the British call "liver tea" would be recommendable though

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world -2 points 5 hours ago

Turned british.