A red hot chili man puts a sock on his noodle and crosses the road
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2026
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"Have you heard the tale of Darth Pendulous the Wise?"
It is very difficult to accurately track the source of a quote on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"I said that!" - Michael Scott
A confident man covers neither and walks.
Unless the point is to avoid getting kicked in the balls without one's armor on. Then, it makes sense to cover your face, so your enemies don't recognize you.
I see you've met Mr. Wang Hung Lo
I knew it sounded familiar: In Shadow Warrior the one you control is called Lo Wang and the main enemy his brother Hung Lo.
Hands on hips, shaking the money makers
Just sauntering around, enjoying life.
That wise man is going to run into a lot of people and things with his exposed balls (because he can't see where he is going with his face covered in case that wasn't clear)
I heard this many years ago in a different context, as a joke of sorts.
"If you came out of a shower naked holding only a wash cloth, and there were people in the room unexpectedly, which part would you cover?"
"My face."
Man who walks on his hands will have crack up
Man who walks in front of bus gets tired, man who walks behind bus gets exhausted.