Not microwaved long enough, hasn’t even exploded yet /s
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2026
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I think your plate is overcooked.
Mmm, communion wafer.
You know, it's generally recommended to, like, put a little water on the potato before you microwave it to prevent the plate from exploding from heat.
I just put them directly on the rotating glass thingy
wrap it in tinfoil before microwaving for crispy exterior
/s
…of your kitchen
Stick a fork in it too so it'll carry more heat deep into the potato.
And attach C4 to the potato in case it gets any funny ideas
Potato is mostly water.
Not after I’m through with it.
Adding more water allows it to remain mostly water after nuking it to fucking death.
I must try this. Can you spare a nuke?
Be careful. I've heard macroplastics are getting into peoples diets.
Bro you need corn in your life.
Potato is life.
Potat is lie, sush is lyfe
The Potato Clan is confident in its stature and is not trifled by your silly little claims.
Gotta go the happy family way man. We can get it all.
This looks like a comet flyby.
This looks very interesting. What is this?