OP's can't produce condensates, plasma, or any of the ~45 niche exotic states of matter?
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Pretty sure mine produced a 4th after eating that hot sauce the other night
Yep, that sounds like plasma all right
It can also accept all 3 forms of matter.
....G-gas...?
No. I refuse to click. I can only imagine it’s cartoon bicycle pump nonsense even though it’s likely some cursed fetish shit.
You will not inflict this upon me.
Its... a guy with a bike pump up his ass for the first half of the video and the second half is him bare ass farting after removing the pump. Kinda surprising to see on youtube TBH. The look of surprise on his face says it was his first rodeo.
If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital
Do you suffer from chronic M-Brane inflammation?
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Untangles those bothersome hyperdimensional knots.
Quaternio!
It'll make your stomach turn, but in a good way.
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You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma
Enough Scoville's and your ass will be burning brighter than the sun in the middle of July
pfft. I wish. I'm immune to spicy shits.
Tungsten reinforced sphincter?
You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.
A Bec would be trickier, though.
Good point. Does a Tool Assisted Shit (aka. a TAS) plasma shit count?
There's a separate leaderboard
please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum
Just don't do doggy with a kyber buttplug, you're one fart away from manslaughter
Can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter!
This is quite the rap sheet you’ve got here.
It says you served 20 years for “man’s laughter.”
Must have been quite the joke.
-- Frank Drebin Jr.
I found a new entry for the bucket list: ass plasma!
Why not Plassma?
Nice
The ass produces nothing, it's merely a conduit.
I hate in courtrooms when the prosecutor produces a witness and everyone has to wait nine months.
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And the 4th with the help of a lighter.
I think it's more like an high voltage power source
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Where's the Bose-Einstein condenshit?
What to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
"That'll be five bucks, you pervert"
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
"That duck's got bad breath"
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we'll find you”
"So sayeth the King"
“I shouldn't have trusted that one”
"I don't remember eating that."
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
''Two sniffs of that would be greedy''
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
"As foretold by The Prophecy."
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand...scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I'm not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
So can the stomach, sometimes both of them can do all at the same time.
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