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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok but what if the kid on the left is watching bill nye, the kid on the right looking at porno mags?

Shouldn't the thesis here be message > media not media > message?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

The old magazines had great articles, and great pictures to break up the reading.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's definitely an experiment, but is isn't Bill Nye.

[–] owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm 14 and this is deep moment.

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

A bit too deep..

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's much worse than that.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

im 72 and this is todays youth

or something like that, i domt have lead in my paint

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I need a doctor at these depths

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It's so funny to live at the end of the "don't read that, it'll rot your brain" era and the beginning of the "don't watch that, it'll rot your brain" era.

Seems like whatever young people are doing in a given moment is wrong

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The point of this post isn't that TV is bad and books are good, the kid is watching 1 guy 1 jar on the TV.

https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/1-guy-1-jar

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ah, I'm too old. Only familiar with two girls, one cup.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought you're saying that there was an equivalent of that video in book form back in the day lol

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, I'm sure there is. Plenty of gross out literature has been published.

[–] baronofclubs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Naked Lunch by William S Burroughs starts with a man eating shit of a plate.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm a registered member of the lemonparty

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The olds do it too and it's so much worse for them.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What if books were invented after video games?

These new 'libraries' that have arisen in recent years to facilitate reading activities are a frightening sight: dozens of young children, normally so vivacious and socially interactive, sitting alone in cubicles, reading silently, oblivious to their peers.

But perhaps the most dangerous property of these books is the fact that they follow a fixed linear path. You can't control their narratives in any fashion - you simply sit back and have the story dictated to you. Why would anyone want to embark on an adventure utterly choreographed by another person? But today's generation embarks on such adventures millions of times a day.

This risks instilling a general passivity in our children, making them feel as though they're powerless to change their circumstances. The book readers of the younger generation are learning to 'follow the plot' instead of learning to lead.

From "Everything Bad Is Good for You" by Steven Johnson

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

A beautiful piece of contrarianism.

Idk if I'd call it convincing, but it's a great illustration of how you can turn all these critiques on their heads and sound just as "concerned".

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Socrates complained that reading and writing would make the youth dumb because they no longer had to rely on memory alone. Old people railing against any change in tradition is a tale older than time.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We’ve moved on to the “don’t play that” era

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

That's been a thing for decades.

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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

How dare you love to listen to this wild Rock Music?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Be happy that this is what you're getting from the picture.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

And your door, as well.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What's the shadow on the left? It looks like someone shitting a battery.

[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think it's an old trauma inducing video from early Internet days where a man attempts to fit a jar into his butt, only to have it break in the attempt. It's really utterly horrifying, but I'll admit to laughing at the reference here.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

There's blood too. Silent, bloody anus horror.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Well I'm glad I asked. I'll scratch "ass trauma glass jar videos" from my to-do list this weekend.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] thesdev@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

1 guy 1 cup

I wonder if they made alternate versions of this. For example with 2 girls.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Mr. Hands, the guy who got fucked to death by a stallion

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

No, but thanks for bringing that back into my mind....

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's a shock video called 1 guy 1jar.

He sits on it, it goes inside him, then shatters.
He then starts to pick the pieces of glass out of himself, while bleeding everywhere.

Hollow and glass, keep away from your ass.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Was wondering for too long why the kid on the left was looking at Ozymandias on the tv.

I think it's pong

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Missing 2 legs for that cup...

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, it's the right amount of legs. Different container.

[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Omg, no just fuck no 🦵🥤🦵

That's enough Internet, I'm going to try to forget I ever saw that.

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well I got aphantasia, so I’ll stick with tv and films thanks

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had to look up the definition of aphantasia as I'd never heard of it before. That is so fascinating!

Do you have an inner monologue? I read that they can sometimes co-occur.

[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don’t have that either

It’s a spectrum, but I seem to be on the see nothing in my mind end

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