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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 151 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Jayonnaise... Lmao amazing

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

yep I came here to comment on Jayonnaise lol, and he complains about a lamar song lmao

[–] Nester@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

It's... Perfect

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 12 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna be giggling at that for days

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 75 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You should see the interviews with some of these guys afterwards. They were saying how they hated how people saw them on the internet and assumed they were terrible people without knowing them. Yes, the racists were upset about being pre-judged.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, we didn't pre-judge them, we judged them by their actions

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Well clearly they wanted to be judged solely by the color of their skin

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't lie. You definitely judged him from the moment you knew his name was Jayonnaise

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well, technically I judged him before I knew his name, but that's just cuz I'm pretty sure the pictures are from that Nazi march almost a decade ago that killed Heather Heyer.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

Little did they know it is indeed the content of their character thats the bad part

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

oh lol that's ironic

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man I almost forgot a bunch of racist shit wagons tried to do the Nazi torch rally thing but the best they could do were tikki torches. Lol. Lmao even.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That truly was epic fucking retardation.

Next month they’re going to enact the Boston Tea Party but since crates of British tea are somewhat hard to obtain, they’re just going to fling plastic packets of instant coffee into Boston Harbor and shout “have your tea back, you jackanapes!”

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who doesn't love plastics in the waterway. Fucking assholes.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That was a joke - sorry if I was unclear about it. I was trying to illustrate how dumb it is to go to Home Depot for tiki lamps when you want torches.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"...casted..."

*triggered*

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I cast "black actor" at Downton Abbey

now let's all go ponder our orbs and see what happens

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's racist

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Benjamein has my sympathy. No person should have to watch a commercial.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I just have to chuckle when I see ads that are based on location but are obviously targeted at a different demographic than myself.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whenever possible I set my location to someplace unfamiliar. Now that I think about it, this was years ago before I returned to the sea, now I don't see anyones ads.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Retuned to the sea like reverse evolution? You are become aquatic?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

aw fuck. Steve here is closer to crab than any of us. He is our new god!

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 months ago

I'm whiter than Jayonnaise and love me some Kendrick lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i was going to ask permission, but you know what, i'm naming my next BG3 character Jayonnaise and i'm playing him lawful stupid

[–] cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make sure he doesn't run into Jarnathon or there will be sparks.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

lightning charges? i need lightning charges. Jarnathon is recruited.

[–] Ragallos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

2 in the thoughts and one in the prayers for each of them

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Video games are being ruined because they won’t make female characters with giant tits and asses anymore!” “Time to storm the capital!!!”

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Skill issue. Nexusmods exists for a reason.

[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry, but poor Kensworth threw up and had to take the rest of the day off work. We should probably compensate him with millions of dollars of tax-payer money.

Imagine… people with light and dark skin holding hands. Jeebus.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i remember these "white supremecist protestors" at least one of them fled to the UK to finish thier business degree, knowing brits arnt aware of the drama that occurred when people doxed them. i this occured in 2019, it was still thick in trumps 1st term. i forgot which article this came from.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

You forgot about Tripp and Dean who lost their Superbowl halftime show.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

These guys know all about and hate people who use DARVO:

Denying Aryan Rights Via Oppression

Waitaminute...

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Chat, chat, they chattin” are lyrics that take me back to such musical behemoths as vanilla ice and yoko ono. Jayonnaise has at least a semblance of a point to my aggravated old ears.

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure Jayonnaise offed himself in his yard while his wife and kid were inside the house.

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