Yeah I'm going to need an extra extra large.
(Im lying)
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Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.
100% this is gay fetish wear.
Are you saying Lyndon B. Johnson was gay? Cause he would definitely appreciate the idea.
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I do want to say that most underwear literally does the same thing. This is kinky AF though, I'd buy it
No boxers?
Boxer briefs absolutely won that war in a horrific and devastating fashion
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Or, and hear me out...just wear boxer briefs.
Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.
Regular boxers don't give the kind of support that testicles need, especially over the long haul. Men should wear tighty whities, or boxer briefs.
If you don't, then as you age, your scrotum stretches out, and your balls start hanging low. Men often first realize it when they sit on the toilet, and the boys take a dip in the pool. Testicle tucks are one of the most popular plastic surgeries.
Keeping them held snug against the body over a lifetime, reduces sagging near the end.
Keeping them held snug against the body over a lifetime, reduces sagging near the end.
Interestingly, this was thought to be the case for breasts, as well, but up to a certain size (at which point support becomes necessary) its best to leave them be other than specific activities like exercise, because it forces muscles and skin to tighten to support them which keeps them from sagging longer. It’ll still happen, of course, either way.
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Dam it i just got rid of mine
For you, they recommend a testicle undershirt.
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German saying: "Sind die Glocken länger als das Seil beginnt des Lebens zweiter Teil."
Roughly translates to if the bells are longer than the rope, the second part of life begins.
- Goethe
The ballkini
Wow, that's nuts!
So none of you have a scrotum?
You know, that little flesh bag you keep your balls in?
Those stretch and lose support with age
Damn, I thought I was getting taller.
Your scrotum doesn't retain its elasticity forever. As people get older, their scrotums will begin to sag and droop. Also (this doesn't apply to everyone), as you get older, your heart doesnt function as well as it used to, and this can cause fluid to pool (edema) in your lower half. The scrotum is one of the first places to begin accumulating fluid, causing it to not only sag, but also get significantly larger. This can lead to discomfort and injures.
With all that said, this thing is 110% fetish wear. Just wear briefs if your scrotum is super saggy
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Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it's an under the butt nut hut
Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
When my balls turn red, run.
thanks! now i know what i'm wearing to pride next year
Just wear briefs?
Carter: Using the bathroom. "Where do you keep the nets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?"
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But then how will they pop out of the bottom of their shorts while they're sitting?
Why is it Hatsune Miku?
So, briefs?
I thought the jock strap was already invented.
WHERE 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 KEEP 👏 THE 👏 NETS 👏 THAT 👏 YOU 👏 PUT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM 👏 OF 👏 GUYS 👏 BALLS 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 THEM 👏 FROM 👏 DUNKING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 WATER??? --Carter Pewterschmidt, 2019 (Family Guy, s17e10)
Can't wait for the Victor's Secret fashion show
Ok, I'm confused now.
Do those people not wear underwear?
Give me a testicle bra and a short skirt and you'd have one happy guy (in the summer).
Plus you could use it to hold your pistol.
Is there a website or something?
I'm still young, but in a hot day... I would try these.
so long as we can wear just these to the beach. they get a bikini, we get a bikini kinda thing. might need a dong sleeve tho
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