Please be true π
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2026
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Lmfaoooo nooooo. No way. Bullshit. Please god let this be a real thing.
Not immediately realizing this is obviously false has the same energy as when my dad quotes Alex Jones at me.
I just wish so hard for it to be true that it clouds my judgement.
Pixelate the neckgina, do it!
As someone who lives in Japan: no. I don't think you actually want a fact check, but just in case.
Fact checking, in my Shitpost community??
It's auto-pixelated fact-checking so you can't actually see it.
I could have believed it as an automated system on NHK or something.
Would be hilarious :D
I wanted one, so thank you. And I'm sorry it doesn't
I also don't believe there is any such thing as auto-mosaic AI either in use on broadcast TV, FWIW, but I can't prove that.
I'm sorry my country is exposing you to this. Just grab it if you ever see it, he said it was okay.
They have a porn censor AI for their TV? ππ
he's a Ballchinian!
Hey! That's illegal! Showing a penis like that! WTF! Why can't I blur his orangeness' penis? Oh it's one pixel. Yeah, that's tough. You tried.
Thrunt.
Yea, Thrunt is winning so far.
What a glorious word.
Neckussy
Jowlgina
Guys I'll take on for the team and fuck it.
Ussername checks out. We found the right person for the job.
Nunt
Nussy.
Not what people usually mean by "throatfuck"
I hope i'm able to forget this post, like the sheep did it in the sheep detectives.
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As Walter Isaacson says in his Jobs biography: "Some stories are too good to fact-check."
He is a cunthroat politician after all.
Apparently it does not do this actually.
Which is a shame.
yet
He's a cunt so that is just him showing what he is, no need to blur it.
Neckjina
I love attacking the physical appearance of my political opponents instead of attacking their significantly worse policies and ideas.
I love it too that way other people who have those things also feel bad even though they didn't do anything wrong. /S
Both is good.
Captain Solanum should currently be on the quantum moon, which would mean that they have no place of residency and in turn be unable to vote so they focus on the physical appearance.
(I just wanted to make an outer wilds joke and I probably made lots of mistakes in the text as it's 3 am and ESL)
Naw fuck that motherfucker, he doesnβt deserve any kindness or empathy ever. Nothing wrong with anyone elseβs appearance, but his existence is repulsive. Heβs everything ugly about humanity and has earned every single cruel thing that will ever be said about him or done to him. Nothing about him has ever been worth the carbon his disgustingly corpulent body consists of
I love people getting self righteous while defending sacks of shit who spent decades mocking women because someone made fun of the side effects of his morbid obesity.
It's his high horse, let him fall
Actually it's a good idea. Dump is extremely thin skinned. Mocking his appearance will hurt more than calling him a tyrant or whatever.
drumpf, his ancestral name, is very self-conscious about his appearance. thats why he wears his tie and shirt to the point its strangling him.
and you wouldnt complain since conservatives always attacked peoples appearances. its one or the other, pick one.
instead of
Have you filtered out 99.9% of this site?
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