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[–] loke@fedia.io 208 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's not even fair. Bosina and Herzegovina has to play against 50 states at the same time.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also funny: Bosnia and Herzegovina has almost exactly a 100th of the population of the USA.

3,412,000 vs. 341,784,857

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's almost the same population ratio as Cape Verde (526,000) and Argentina (46 million).

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At least the "United" part is a scam.

[–] Hond@piefed.social 118 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It would be so fucking funny if B&H could play with 22 players because of some airbud like loophole in the rulebook.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

There’s nothing in the rulebook against … 22 dogs on the team.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Imagine them trying, having 2 goalies as well

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

UK plays with 44, if all of its 4 sub-countries qualify for a tournament.

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[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the first time i saw someone write B&H for Bosnia.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't decide if B&H is a posh ladies wear shop, or a railroad.....

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/ it's a photography/technology store

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 72 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Two old men sitting on a bench. One asks: "Are you going to watch the football game tonight?"
"Who's playing," the other asks back.
"Austria-Hungary," the first man answers.
"And who will they play against?"

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Da ist mir wohl jemand zuvorgekommen…

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago

50 countries in a trench coat.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 44 points 2 months ago (8 children)

oNlY 90s kIDs WiLl rEmEMbER

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

pouring out a Tito's vodka... 🥲

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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Why do 50 states, Washington D.C., Puerto Rico and some unincorporated islands play against a country.

That sounds very unfair...

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you learn about France! 1,300 islands!

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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 34 points 2 months ago

Replace the US with Trinidad and Tobago and it should be an equal match.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mediveal kings declaring war against Austria-Hungary and Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth be like:

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wars have been fought over that 'and'

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As a Czech, you already know that but the brief democratic Czecho—Slovak Federation (1989-1992) also had a "Hyphen war" (actually just an argument) where Slovakia was not content with the longest dash available and wanted an "and" in the middle, breaking grammatical rules. Greater disagreements later resulted in the countries' peaceful dissolution on New Year's Eve 1992.

But the languages are different enough to be distinct despite being largely mutually understandable (you can use Slovak in Czech courts to this day). This means there is no embarrassing doubling or tripling of legally required text like with Slovenian & Not Slovenian & Legally Distinct Not Slovenian.

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[–] grozzle@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And the UK plays as four separate teams.

More, if you include Isle of Man, Gibraltar, etc...

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

And in a way they do. Both England and Scotland qualified for the world cup this year.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The isle of man must be shit considering they have such a small population to pick from

[–] Brownie@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if he survived on the isle all on his own for this long, maybe he is very strong at football

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

My greatest respects to Mr. Man

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[–] Una@europe.pub 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait till they find out B&H has 3 presidents their mind will be blown.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And none of them are orange, you say?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Interesting. No orange presidents. That sounds lovely

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

I really try to reach beyond my mediocre American education on international affairs. I'm ashamed to say this one will be a Google for me.

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Not gonna have a pleasant read

[–] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which is also quite interesting that you haven't heard of that country. The american military has been bombing it in the 90s.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

We remember blowing up Bosnia, vaguely, but they never said the "and" on the news.

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[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am from Bosnia, take me to Herzegovina

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[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So it will be 11 vs. 22? Or will there be three nets on the field in a triangle?

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[–] pedrobear@altgag.net 8 points 2 months ago

It checks out.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

United states? Man how many states they gotta play against?

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How about Trinidad and Tobago, though?

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[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If other countries wanted a better chance against the US they wouldn't allow us to compete as one and would make us compete as states.

In which case FL and CA would take over everything.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It's the casual N-word that makes this American ngl.

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