Her: I'm about to end this man whole career.
maybe don’t use “I love you” as your opener
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That cave is shaped like a vagina.
I should call her
Stop caring what other people's think and keep shooting your shot is the only solution I've found to this. It sucks but if anybody has any other recommendations, I'm all for it.
As a man on his way to be old (45) and with my more than fair share of adventures with beautiful and no so beautiful women, one of my only regrets in life in not daring to aim higher with women while I was younger. Later on I understood that it pays big time!
As somebody that's a bit younger than you and recently divorced finding myself single for the first time in years, I have the same regrets. I won't make that same mistake again this time around!
That's the spirit, dude. Just wrap your willy and enjoy the ride. Do you have kids?
Why that cave look like that?
Makes you want to try your luck with spelunking, amirite? Yeah, I've always had problems with red flags.
This isn't so far off from the Greek myth of echo if memory serves.
No, she could also put you on blast and humiliate you in front of everyone you know.
I hope you're not talking from experience, dude...