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[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Mine is only 15-20 minutes. But recently leadership gave an employee at a different office an award for something else. The guy had to give an impromptu speech about it. He mentioned the usual stuff but then commented on how his commute was an extra hour compared to his previous job, but “so worth it”. I wanted to reach through the screen.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (21 children)

I drive my car to work so I can afford a car so I can drive to work so I can afford a car

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

like an american would drive a vehicle as small as an accord

[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This made me laugh because I do indeed drive an Accord. I hate that sedan’s seem like they’re dying.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plenty of Accords in the US. It's a pretty popular car over here.

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[–] aeiou@piefed.social 84 points 3 days ago (5 children)

If you saw how expensive and shitty our trains are you'd pick the accord too

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 63 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (23 children)

It doesn't have to be that way. Soft Sleeper trains in China are quite nice and like 10USD/100 miles.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Having taken the bus to work for two years now, I have to say.. The complete and utter lack of responsibility has been liberating. Like, sure.. There's still some stigma there where I feel kind of poor or something standing in my uniform at the bus stop while cars whiz past me, but I only spend $70 CAD /mo on my commute, and it I want, I can travel anywhere in the city using that same pass. That's pretty reasonable.

Plus, as someone actively engaged in nature-based spirituality, it feels kind of nice knowing that I'm traveling a bit more responsibly than I would have with our vehicle.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel you friend, I'm the same way. I've told so many people that and they are so carbrained that they refuse to understand anything beyond time to get there. Yes my bus takes about 10-20% longer, and they immediately augh at me for being a fool, such a fooly fool.

But my ride is mine. I read a book, I think about other things, my time is mine. It's not worried if the asshole will cut me off, the heightened blood pressure, the anger, the worried if I'm in an okay parking spot. None of that exists. I'll gladly take 45 minutes on the bus over 30 minutes of stressful driving.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

god, I wish. bus routes here are generally 3x longer at minimum

last route I checked against a 22min drive was 90min by bus

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[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 34 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I like four-bangers, I like short shifters, I like si's, subarus, lancers, pop pop pop on the downshift, stomp click click vrooom.

Do I get stuck in traffic sometimes? Ehh, once a week maybe.

Would I give it all up for the betterment of humanity as a whole, and hang my childhood on the memory rack forever?

...yeah. The irony of that, though is that being American and living in the rural south gotta throw the glowies a bone every now and then It's barely even considerable, at all. There is no bus route. There is no train. There's no carpool, I work third with one other person who lives on the other side of the city.

So, if I have to drive, and my preferance is 32mpg little cars, and for now... I have to, and I enjoy it,...

then I'm gonna.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would I give it all up for the betterment of humanity as a whole, and hang my childhood on the memory rack forever? ...yeah.

Unsarcastically, the world needs more people like you.

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[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 17 points 2 days ago

I read this entire post as if it was country music and I regret nothing.

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[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah cause everywhere they go is in the Swiss Alps with wine. Not a single European has a shitty commute. This is grass is greener at its finest.

[–] Tenderizer@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is obviously an exaggerated example for dramatic effect.

[–] ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's not that far off though. I travel a lot across Switzerland by train and either I'm working in the train if it's a commute to work or I'll drink wine, beer or eat in the train restaurant. Worst travel experience is when I watch a series on my phone or computer since it is kind of "lost time".

Traveling in a train is not just waiting, you can almost always do something. Either productive, fun or that you would need to do anyway

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

One of my former bosses commuted an hour each way by train every day, and he used the commute time to write a series of novels. He left after the second one was published. We were all cursing ourselves for living too close to work, lol.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (7 children)

As a german: Are those 200mph trains in a room with me?

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 49 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Yes but at least Trump is saving me money with the Freedom Fuel Network™

proceeds to pay >$100 to fill up the emotional support truck

/S massive giant /s since there are idiots who really think this, even after the Iran war erupted

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Yeah but can they do it while knowing that one tenth of a percent of their population has increased their wealth at a rate ten times more than the top 90% of earners in their society? Didn't think so. Take that, losers!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Some of those Americans are washing their gas station sandwiches down with gas station wine too.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Man, I tried to do public transport to work. I was in the best situation. I lived walking distance to the light rail, my office was on the other side of town, within walking disance to the light rail.

leave at 7:30, walk to the rail by 7:50, not bad buy a ticket on the automated machine and wait, assuming 1 of the 3 machines was working. 50:50 honestly. trains come every 15, except they don't.
On a good day, the train would be there by 8, on a bad day, maybe 8:30 Ride it for 20 minutes, 4 stops, until I need to switch trains. Get off train 1, buy a ticket if the machines there work, god forbid there's no ticket on the first run and a train already there, i'll be waiting for another train. train 2 shows, on a good day, 30 more minutes to my work stop, on a bad day, 45. i hop off at my stop, walk 15m to the office. I'm at the office between 9:30 and 9:45. If it's hot i'm covered in sweat. If it's cold i'm freezing. Luckily my job DGAF what time we show up.

2h there, 2h back.

except after 7:30pm, trains go to every 30 minutes, which means maybe every 45.

If there's an accident, a bus bridge will easily make that one way trip 4 hours.

If I drive, I'm there in 27 minutes.

3.5 hours a day to take public transport here for a 30m drive.

We're not clusters of towns with jobs where everything is near transport and even when things are close our trains are slow an full of homeless trying to stay warm in the winter. I would have loved to hell to get rid of one of the cars. but giving up 1/4 of my family time on a job that already wants 10 hours a day wasn't negotiable.

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[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Yeah but some trains come every two hours like the commuter rail. So like wait two hours for a train or be in traffic for three hours and then and then that's not even taking into account the travel time which could be up to another two hours. ..... There's no fuckin' winning

What could take an hour on a good traffic day can be a four hour total trip by public transportation.

[–] Jiral@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If your commuter rail in a major city comes only every two hours your system is simply bad. I commute a good distance and there is a fast train every 30 min, from early morning to late night, every day. Frequency gets only worse to places that are already outside of reasonable commuting distance and even then there is usually a train every 60 min.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why wouldn't you just leave 2 hours later and not wait at all in that situation?

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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Commuter rail usually comes more frequently than that, no? And if you know when it comes and it’s not two hours late then you’re waiting around for it unless you’re way too fuckin’ early.

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