Oh look, there is cum falling all over the place. That one almost hit me.
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
RELATED COMMUNITIES:
mmmmm peacum butter
I wonder if Australia has better words for cum though that the government's hiding
Mmm, time for some toast with Vegemite and cum butter
"I have a cum allergy."
Peacum butter sandwich
Nothing better than a cumtella sandwich in the morning.
I tend to add extra peacum on my sandwich.
Pee nut isn't much better.
Is this going to turn into the cum comes from your pee thread, like that goddamn blood pee thread?
I try to get out, but it keeps pulling me back in.
I enjoy some boiled peacums

Chipmunk with cheeks full of cums 🥰🥺
Chestcums are yummy
And very cumritious!
I had to put some WD-40 on a seized cum the other day to unscrew it.
I hate when that happens, like licking a post in winter
Like what happens to it in warm water?
I love chocolate bars with cococum in them
This is cum!
My dad called me a little shit, so I cummed him
Stop being such a cumcase!
Cumbox 2.0
You wanna get cum? Come on, let's get cum.
Cumier than squirell shit has a nice ring.
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