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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Oh look, there is cum falling all over the place. That one almost hit me.

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

mmmmm peacum butter

[–] Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I wonder if Australia has better words for cum though that the government's hiding

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 15 hours ago

Mmm, time for some toast with Vegemite and cum butter

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago

"I have a cum allergy."

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] lauha@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Nothing better than a cumtella sandwich in the morning.

[–] alaska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I tend to add extra peacum on my sandwich.

[–] placebo@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pee nut isn't much better.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Is this going to turn into the cum comes from your pee thread, like that goddamn blood pee thread?

I try to get out, but it keeps pulling me back in.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I enjoy some boiled peacums

[–] AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

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Chipmunk with cheeks full of cums 🥰🥺

[–] Dremz@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

And very cumritious!

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I had to put some WD-40 on a seized cum the other day to unscrew it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I hate when that happens, like licking a post in winter

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Like what happens to it in warm water?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

I love chocolate bars with cococum in them

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

This is cum!

[–] thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 day ago

My dad called me a little shit, so I cummed him

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stop being such a cumcase!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You wanna get cum? Come on, let's get cum.

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Cumier than squirell shit has a nice ring.

[–] SystemDisc@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago