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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 8 points 44 minutes ago

i was hoping for this

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 39 seconds ago

https://poesiomat.cz/en/

Crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.

Poesiomat Olomouc

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 27 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But are those stories of glory?

[–] ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Of course I've had it in the ear before...

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] lasta@piefed.world 16 points 1 hour ago

Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 1 points 13 minutes ago

What if it was just a hole and you were never really sure what you were going to get. Maybe a delicious cream filled long John doughnut.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

If at first you don't hear anything, just wait. There's a good chance you'll hear someone coming at some point.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

Earpuds

ftfy

Once you go black... You go deaf.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 hour ago

I've seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] SW42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Never get them mixed up