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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

400k/month copywriting? Bull fucking shit.

Even if that was a typo and they meant 40k/month, it's bullshit.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

how do you suppose theyre making that 400k?

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] mediocrebee9999@midwest.social 3 points 2 hours ago

$400,000.00/$20pbj=200,000bj/31day month=645.16 bj per day/12 hr day=53.76 bjs per hour to make $400,000.00 a month, this man really is hustling

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

mmmnyeehhh could be

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This isn't just the scamming internet randos, it goes into pretty high level business consulting.

"We just hired a company that has never worked in our field who doesn't employ anyone who has worked in our field to tell us how to work in our field better than we do today, this should be great!"

They always act so shocked that the consultancy did them zero good after giving them a few months.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

The consultants are literally a place to blame for mass firings or restructuring. Most of the time they recommend changes management wanted but couldn't say out loud since it would spook shareholders. It's dumb but it's how the majority of the consultancy grift works.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

"from my tiny, 1 bedroom apartment...."

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 40 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

The broker that my retirement account is through is pushing some new AI insights tool. The screenshots show an example of a conversation that essentially goes.

Q: "How can I reach my retirement savings goals faster?"

A: "Consider contributing more to your 401k from each paycheck."

People will actually pay money to have some slop chatbot tell them that they can have more money in their account if they put more money in their account. Preying on stupid or lazy people is an extremely lucrative industry.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone who buys it deserves what they get.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

And we the people deserve everything that the scammer gets out of the idiot, just so

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"No money down!". Snake Oil is still a thing in this complicated techno landscape.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Reminds me of those ads where scammer pretends if you invest in some obvious scam you too will own a jet and a Ferarri just like him. If it was such an amazing way to make money the last thing they'd do is tell anyone else about it.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Is the headline a reference to the smart move during a gold rush being to sell mining equipment instead of land claims?

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 9 points 17 hours ago

The word “journey” has been completely ruined by business idiots.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

... how... does copywriting... have ... margins?

What are you classing as expenses?

You need an AP Style Guide, and your brain, and working eyes and fingers and a keyboard mouse and computer.

Wtf are margins?

You have an ongoing regular cost?

... this is a guide on how to set up some kind of LLM to do your copywriting, isn't it?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 15 hours ago

Of course it is.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

It's possible he means "copyrighting" and is also an idiot.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's also accidentally claiming expenses in the realm of 40k a month. Even the most expensive llm don't need that.

[–] movies@lemmy.world 160 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Dude’s a copywriter and can’t use “it’s” properly. Grammar must be less important when you’re making 400k a month.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

Scammers have been filtering this way for decades.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is broing but it mkaes me $400,000K a munth an 90 present margarines
Copyediting.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Retiring after a couple months sounds pretty sweet tbh.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 1 points 6 hours ago

It's easy! All you have to do is figure out a way to automate an entire industry of professional workers. The middle class hates this one weird trick

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 15 hours ago

1000% this guy just uses an LLM

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

"It's" is a valid contraction of "it has".

Edit: glossed over the other "it's"... doh.

[–] bitwise@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 day ago (7 children)

"But not many people know how to use it to it's full advantage"

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

Sure. Not here, though.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 101 points 1 day ago

Ad: Send me 50€ and learn how to play the guitar!

If you send 50€:

"Thank you for the 50€, now don't forget to learn how to play the guitar."

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

You wouldn't want the answer, it's like, boring

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How to Make a Million Dollars
Paperback
$1,000,000.00 - Add to cart

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Shit you're right. If I price it half a million, no way two idiots buy a copy

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I make over 73 cents a month staring at the sidewalk as I walk to work. With 3 easy payments of 59.99 I can show you how.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago

I have two things to say to you.

I once unexpectedly saw my username embedded in the ground while staring at the sidewalk walking home from work and ...

Once my cousin confused the salt and sugar while visiting my childhood home and accidentally sugared her spaghetti. I don't think she finished it.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If nothing else, that Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere exposed how all this influencer crap is built on a bunch of exceptionally dubious finance apps, that make Bernie Madoff look like a legit business mogul.

They all talked about how wealthy they were, but none of them really seemed rich. Rich people aren't up at 6am editing YouTube shorts and putting in the right hashtags. They're all living on borrowed money, and you get the feeling that if any of them tried to step off the treadmill, there'd be no life left to go back to.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

Basically the locals with flashy suits in fuckoff-nowhere central Africa, flexing for strangers who might believe they own two of anything.

Thanks to the internet, they don't even need gas in their clapped-out third-hand Bentley. It can sit in their garage that for some reason is also their living room.

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