Fuck AI

You might be hard-pressed to find something a human can make, but an AI cannot. (It also doesn't preclude an old-fashioned scam).

An AI would struggle with something like depicting the melancholia of having your partner die to a wasting disease, and when they do die, their estranged family comes in, taking almost everything you had in you shared apartment while you're helpless to stop them, because your relationship isn't legally recognised.

But so would a human. It's not impossible, mind, but 'twould certainly be difficult. Something abstract may work, like that piece, but I can't imagine most people would think of that off the bat.

What about going the other way? Ask for something that an AI can do easily, but a human can't.

Sam Altman's face but upside down

A hand-drawn picture of Elon, his shrivelled, tiny excuse of a dick in hand. AI will refuse to render something like that because it involves

• nudity (all common models) or
• an accurate depiction of Elon (Grok)

The downside is: humans might refuse to "render" something like that as well...

Consensual nudes.

Ask for multiple photos from different angles that show the same background scene behind the object too. It's difficult to get an image generator to generate the same thing several times from different angles consistently, especially the details in the background.

If there's a person in the photo it can be even more obvious when their face looks slightly different each time, like you're seeing a series of siblings substituted in for each other.

Since AI is so eager to please, I'd ask for an image of something that does not exist or is highly unlikely.

Like, a clover with five leaves (in winter) or a picture of the snowman in the garden (in summer). Or a photo of two wine bottles stacked vertically on each other. Or two watches, one of them having a face for anti-clockwise motion.

And do it in a way that real people have something to laugh.

I wonder how much CO² was created by each shitty image to satisfy everyones curiosity. Obviously there is no thought given towards the consequences, no remorse for their ever increasing role in the avoidable deaths of millions of people that are too poor for anyone to give shit about. I wonder how many people in this awful thread also burn gasoline to get to work. How many of them will starve when most of the farmland is destroyed and still feel no remorse for the choices they made that lead to their own deaths and the destruction of everything they know? Just what the fuck is this thread?

Proper keyboard layouts. Seems like they always screw that up somehow

Maybe bar codes (with numbers above/below), like on a regular product box. Of course i mean a working bar code that is 1:1 the same as the number written above or below it.

Complicated shadows in scenes. AI sucks at real world physics and light directions, and complicated shadows, like under a tree or a bunch of chairs and a table always look janky

Will Smith eating spaghetti with his hands.

Why were you buying a used full glass of wine online?

Why not just ask for an image of the product with a date and timestamp in the photo? Keep it vague but expect to see it written on a sheet of paper. AI will likely confuse this with a digital date and timestamp, or it should mess up the text entirely.

I feel like the best bet would be to go with instructions that a person will understand, but an AI will likely take literally or get confused.

Maybe ASCII art?:)

Tiny contextual details often give it away.

Can it generate clocks showing any given time (don’t choose 10:10, for example)?

Not sure if it still works but for the longest time, "bulldozer" really gave it trouble

They're still bad with some languages from my experience. Not completely gibberish as it used to be, but not as good as typing it in.

"AI" can't generate any images because it doesn't exist.

As far as computer programs, they typically generate images by averaging over some "big" dataset. I imagine the best way to have the computer fail at its task would be to ask for images that aren't in the dataset or that can't be created by the generation algorithm.