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World Cup in what sport?

They say it's a cup, yet it is clearly participated on a field. And that field is plainly not big enough to house the whole world.

Lies through and through.

I'm going to miss getting to annoy my English, Bosnian and Croatian colleagues by calling it "The Big Soccerball game"

And asking "why the players don't just pick up the ball and run with it.. that would be faster".

Or lastly "When is someone going to throw a pie to make this more interesting?"

the world cup being in the front page news far longer than it shouldve been, usually it just squirrels back to sports centric media/and forums.

I enjoyed dabbling, but in the future, if they roll around and hold their foot/ankle in pain, they shouldn't get to use that foot/ankle for the rest of the game.

You're clearly very injured and we insist you care for yourself.

Nah, I'll miss it for another 4 years. It was incredibly fun, except Argentina.

And how The Netherlands got knocked out pretty early.

Not liking something like this isn't a brag... it's just one less thing you can enjoy in life. One less thing you can watch. One less thing you can talk about. Etc...

The entire world partied for a month and you're over here thinking you're better because you were too cool to join in on the fun

Nobody likes that guy that tells himself he was, "too cool" to go to the party

But.. why?

The memes were cool and all, but I definitely didn't have a team to cheer for, personally.

I'm not sure I'd notice

Yes and no here, amazingly. I don't like football (or "soccer" as the ignorant call it). But I really liked the empty roads in the next city when our team played. That city has a very big traffic problem, and currently has to cope with 150000 extra cars per day passing through.