VelvetPinkOtter123

A kettle? What's that?

I did try shooting my gun a whole bunch and cooking them with the heated up barrel

I use cook my ramen noodles in the bowl I would eat them out of

Looking back that's incredibly stupid but my thought at the time was, "I got to put the noodles in something, how about a bowl?"

So I'd put the noodles in a bowl (glass or porcelin or whatever they're made out of these days), pour water in, put it on the stove

Lucky the bowl never exploded on me

Why a pot wasn't the first thing that came to my mind I'll never know... Weirdly, I don't know when I realized I was being stupid. Just one day I was like, "I should put my noodles in a pot"

It was not fine

The pool has had a history of bad filtration and would cost a lot to fix it, which is why it was never really fixed

On one hand it looks like shit but on the other hand who cares? Big picture, this isn't a major issue worth sinking a bunch of money into

But Obama did try to invest some money into fixing it but that was also a failure in that nothing really changed. Obama spent "a lot" of money and got basically no results

So Trump, trying to be better than Obama, has taken it upon himself to fix it. Except, Trump can't seem to do literally anything right and so now it's actually worse than it was