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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago

While stepping on a bee:

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 26 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Is that Amber Turd?

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 20 points 6 hours ago

yup. not sure why you got downvoted, she is an evil bitch

[+] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com -17 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

You mean the abused women? Johhny Depp was certainly the villain in that story,

[–] dillekant@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 hour ago

It's interesting there's a sharp line between what women and men believe here. Sadly, not knowing the details makes the propaganda more likely to work. Heard and her lawyer were stupid, but that doesn't change what likely actually happened:

The dog shit the bed, because of course it did it had a problem with bowel control. The fact that Depp's team have managed to convince people of this ridiculous idea shows just how effective propaganda can be.
Heard was raped and abused
You would have to believe that Heard lied to her own therapist for months to manufacture this. Occam's razor, no, it happened.

The reason people don't like Heard is:

She seems shifty

That's it.

Here's a video talking about it. To anyone still on Depp's side: Maybe don't support abusers? Maybe don't support their narratives if you think everyone's a scumbag? Where are the Depp memes?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Alternatively, they’re both insane.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly they seemed like they were both toxic and abusive and deserved each other.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 25 minutes ago

Or you know we can not pass around the myth of "mutual abuse" with no evidence just because Heard is kind of a shitty person in general and doesnt respond "correctly".

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

The dress was blue and black.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Lol

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Help me understand… did the judgement reflect that? Was Depp imprisoned or fined for being “the villian”?

Was Amber victorious after all those legal procedures and Depp found guilty of anything?

Did Amber have to pay anything, was she vindicated as a victim and thus rewarded?

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 26 minutes ago

You live in a different universe to me if your universe handles abuse cases in court correctly.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This assumes the legal system is infallible.

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Infallible isn’t even on the table. You’re saying theres something fallible with a COMPLETE LACK OF LOGIC OR EVIDENCE.

No one agrees with you, you have no standing… That has nothing to do with the “fallibility” of anything… if anything you’re the one pretending to be infallible as you pretend to be correct while offering zero reason, justification or defense.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

I’m a bit confused — are you talking to me, or about Amber Heard? Feeling pretty attacked, which, if that was your goal, congratulations I guess?

For what it’s worth, I honestly did not follow the case very closely and what I did see was tons of conflicting narratives depending on where I was reading or hearing about it. I have no idea who to believe. Probably they’re both shitty people.

None of this has anything to do with my comment about the justice system, which was in response to yours asking about the verdict, compensation, etc. as though those things mean truth. I don’t believe they do mean truth; I’ve had personal limited experience suggesting otherwise and there are plenty of cases that have ruined people’s lives that were later overturned.

I’m not trying to be combative, but I feel a bit defensive because of what feels to me like vitriol from a random online commenter. If I misunderstood, I apologize.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"I'm gonna be real disappointed if a pterodactyl swoops down and eats me while I'm taking a shit bro."

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 4 hours ago

You might be joking but this is legit the reason why dogs look at you when they poop. They are vulnerable when they poop and look to you for reassurance / protection

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Taking a dump...on your bed.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world -1 points 6 hours ago

I'd accept it as the gift it is.

I would frame it and place it in a place of honor.

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I’m so glad I have a cat, a cat that can poop in private