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[–] 9gagescapee@altgag.net 2 points 3 hours ago

I'd cast slapboi only into a garbage bin, where he belongs to.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Idk, I can see none of them as sailor senshi. I also don't see how to use them in my epic ThirteenthDoctor/RoseTyler piece, seeing as the main characters have been cast already and everybody else is non-human-like (animated) aliens.

Unless they're willing to do bit part voice work, in which case I'm sure I can accommodate them all.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm gonna cast Forest Whitaker and make Ghost Dog 2.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I actually never saw Ghost Dog. I know, I know, it's a huge loss on my part. I need to check it out.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Ghost Dog is my favorite movie of all time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

The book he quotes throughout the movie, Hagakure, is also great.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wish granted, but you now must also make Battlefield Earth 2 with your whole chest.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Definitely fuck Will Smith. I don’t know who any of the others are.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm at a loss that you don't know who Denzel Washington or Samuel J. Jackson are!?

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I know who Samuel L Jackson is, but I wasn't sure if I recognized him. I know who Denzel Washington is more vaguely but wouldn't be able to recognize him in general.

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This isn't fuck, marry, kill.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

It's cast, lose lose lose?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago

More like fuck, marry, miscarry.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seriously? These actors have done a lot of films. Multiple academy awards between them.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I don't watch movies. Just not really an interest of mine.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Forest Whitaker for every character. I don't care if the movie is Barbie 2. This is non-negotiable.

"You are director"?

I would choose Forest Whitaker as my assistant. He'll be a good ethics guy.

The others have all had their moments where ethics were entirely forgotten.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cast for what? They have different skill sets

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Agreed. Each is great in different ways, but I could get lost in all of their eyes.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We are doing a live action pokemon reboot with Denzel Washington as Ash.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd take the eyepatch off the first guy and put it on the last guy

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What even caused Nick Fury's loss of vision? Wasn't he attacked by an alien or something?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A cat scratched his eye lol, yes the cat is an alien

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's not a cat, it's a Flerken.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Nice, it's been so long since I've seen the movies or read the comics that I've lost all memory of the story details.