What, he's going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?
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This has been known for all of human history it's around 13
Pregnant at 4, birth at 5 years old, 7months, 21 days. Youngest pregnancy ever confirmed.
I would like to punch somebody really hard on the face right now. I need a drink. At no point in history should that have ever happened. I feel sick.
Goddamn how???
He could by getting all conservatives out of policy making positions, but he is too much of a bitch to do it.
By driving science away to places it can thrive
Miserable fucking sycophants. He's actually ushering in a dark age worse than the one that followed the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Donald Trump says Donald Trump is a pretty cool guy
Sadly he is an old man who won’t die soon enough.
Ha, ha, ha
What, they're seriously believing Trump and "science" belong on the same page together?!?
he would likely die bathing in water filled with gold particles.
Drinking molten gold would be more suited to his crimes.
Pour it down, Targaryen style.
In other old news: the sugar industry says "sugar isnt dangerouse and too much sugar doesnt exist" (yes this is actually a statement of the sugar industry)
By dying maybe
Defunding is not how, but he is the stupidest person to ever hold the office, so expecting him to know better is a recipe for disappointment.
Can, but won't.
Soooo, he's going to use tax payer dollars to fund Christian science reading rooms across the nation?
The report also seems not to realize that it is being written by the Trump administration.
There are a few delightful digs like this in this article.
The only thing that's golden is the tacky veneer on the White House walls in the picture.
you should see his trump tower rooms its worst.
Wasn’t even written by Beth Mole either lol
Uh-huh
Do they even know how science works?
Yeah. It's a guy in a white lab coat (and for them, it has to be a guy) saying whatever they want him to say.
Science is now illegal for all except military.
In China?
This is just a euphemism for alchemy isn't it. He's going to dump billions of taxpayer dollars into a quest to turn lead into gold.
No more absurd than the LLM bubble.
What? By dying?
...by leaving office
The Golden Age will begin once the Orange Era concludes.
Trump's understanding of science is on a par with that of Flat Earth and Hollow Earth believers. It's hard to foster what you don't understand.
hollow earth is where all the kaiju come form.
That's probably what the mean... :(
Golden Age of Science (according to Republicans): Flat Earth, Lizard People, Bigfoot, Aliens
pseudoscience, alternative science as well, crystals, Chronic lyme, anti-vaxx, humours,,,,,etc.
Bleach in veins!
They don't mean "Golden age of science" as a time when lots of awesome and important science gets done. He fired all the scientists. But he IS having the plain black ink in science printers replaced with a sparkly gold ink, so all of the bad science will look way more shiny and golden.
...by axing or redirecting (read: embezzling) funds once spent on actual science?
This coming from the same guy who was confused about what happens with magnets just a few months ago and now he tells people in order to make money you "do magnets".
A real golden shower of wisdom from that bag.
We'll reach new heights in astrology and horoscopes. Tea leaves will hold no more secrets and we'll become a major exporter in rabbit feet! /s
Only if the word is redefined to mean "shitting your diaper and lying about it".
That Orange Pedo love’s ignorance not science.
“Can”, not “will”. A subtle but important distinction.
Yeah bleach injections for covid you don't want these leaded gasoline enthusiasts around any scale.
Trump: A golden science of deals. Lesson 1. You pay me and I won't hurt you much...
can usher in new gold in age of science?
i think they've been doing that already. and lining their pockets with it.
Golden like piss
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