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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago

And they've always gotta be the victim. πŸ™„

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 153 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, it's 80% of reported violent crime. We're just better at it and don't get caught, obvs.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 107 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The real reason women love true crime podcasts: learning from the mistakes of others

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And watching all the men fail

[–] oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes minor league ball is a more interesting game.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 5 hours ago

I am officially calling true crime tv "the minor leagues"

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 84 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

80% of violent crime? Cute. Lesbians are busy cornering the space crime market (allegedly).

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That was a fake, just so you're aware. Still hilarious as a meme.

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

oh.... I guess it's true what they say... never meet your heroes...

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Be the lesbian space crime you want to see I guess?

Be gay. Do space crime

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 32 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

But but but if they did 80% then MEN wouldn't be taken seriously!!!!!

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

How so? They can both do 80%. This will increase the total number of crimes to 160% but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to pay to protect equality, the second amendment and the free world.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So who’s committing the final 80% of crime then? Nonbinary people?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 24 minutes ago

80% (women) + 80% (men) + 80% (non binary) + 80% (pets) = 160% (total)

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 hours ago

Checkmate feminists.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Imagine running an excavator with a hard hat on like you don't have ROPS/FOPS.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 hours ago

Could be in and out of the machine often at a site/plant that requires it outside and doesn't bother to take it off?

The reality is that it's probably a photoshoot

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 42 points 11 hours ago

"ROPS (Roll-Over Protective Structure) and FOPS (Falling Object Protective Structure) are safety features integrated into heavy machinery to protect operators."

For everyone else unfamiliar with those acronyms!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (13 children)

You do realize everyone has to wear a hard hat on a construction site by osha safety standards right?

No theyre just supposed to.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The crane operators I work with defintely dont.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 9 hours ago

They are above the rules. Unless you're on one of the cranes with the security cameras

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[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 11 points 10 hours ago

I can just imagine it now. Me, in my little hard hat, on a big ol excavator, paying no mind to the ROPS/FOPS overhead, completely safe from all the debris that wants nothing more than to crack open my noggin, excavating to my hearts content!

Oh what a day that would be!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Gonna be trotting out the ol' 13/50 next?

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

But this one is accurate and that one is white suprematist nonsense.

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