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[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 3 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 47 minutes ago)

Dude I don't care about anything, but seriously, working out in all-men gyms just boosts your workouts by so much. No distractions, no need to get shy, surrounded by pure testostrone, you can take your shirt off, go wild, gorilla monke mode.

Girls are too cute and sweet and I really don't feel comfortable going ape shit in a mixed gym.

I will work out at men only gyms for the rest of my life. Btw, non-mixed gyms are the default in my country so I don't have to go through any special gym for that.

Aside from all the gay references here this is a real two edged sword. On one hand, get all these right wing misogynist asshats away from women in gyms. Otoh, this is just another recruiting ground and echo chamber for right wing redpill incel BS.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Rick Pidcock

That is not a real name

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Lots of definitely not gay stuff is going to be happening there. Gay dudes with a thing for closeted guys are going to have a field day.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 hours ago
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Giving your best bro a BJ will help protect him from sinful thoughts.

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Them: Jesus is King

Jesus: muchas gracias!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 60 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not having gay sex? I'm hiding my penis safely inside this Christian man's asshole so that women can't get to it unless they are my wife.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 hours ago

What makes a man a man? That's right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.

That's just maths and logic. And you can't argue with maths and logic!!

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[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 53 points 9 hours ago
[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 4 hours ago

We're training men! Hallellujah!

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

... one of Trump's favorite songs.

They're all closet cases.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 83 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Theyre gonna learn a lot about themselves

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

Gyms are becoming breeding grounds for white supremacists and the proud boys. Probably more about indoctrination than learning.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago

.. with their socks on of course.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago (13 children)

This is a dumb response to the issue but some people, both men and women, do show up to the gym in outfits that are viewed as inappropriate in a vast majority of other places. It's not terribly difficult to keep your attention focused elsewhere but it is understandable that some want to be able to get in a work out without other people's asses in their face on a constant basis.

I'm sure most of Lemmy will call that opinion prudish or something similar but everyone is entitled to their own thoughts on stuff like that. It's true that fashion is a personal choice but I don't see why you would want to do things you know will make others uncomfortable either.

[–] Barley_Man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Those new popular female gym shorts that look like they vacuum sealed their ass with a seam going deep into the buttcrack. I really do think that's a bit much. "Just let women wear what they want" yes I agree. That's why I built a home gym instead.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

How are they gonna stop lust if they cram a bunch of good looking, sweaty, shirtless dudes in the same building?

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

With the sheer power of Jesus, duh.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

"Jesus is so hot. I want to feel his love fill me up. Cum into me, oh Lord!"

"Uh... I think you mean 'come unto me,' bro."

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

"I said what I said"

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 5 points 6 hours ago

And when we had sex it wasn't gay, it was a celebration of our masculinity!

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 24 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

do people. really wear. those shirts ? that's cringe as fcuk..

[–] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

What's wrong with publicly worshiping another man?

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. In public. Unironically.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 hours ago

Tribalism and feeling like being in the in-crowd is powerful stuff.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

Can you edit the post to the original link, OP?

https://baptistnews.com/article/men-only-gyms-seek-to-protect-christian-men-from-lust/

It's real, but also more critical than you'd think, and worth a read:

This is what Hambrecht and Parsons are doing with their male-only gyms. They’re spreading conspiracies about morality and traditional marriage that cast women as dangerous. They’re promoting men rising up as warrior-kings who are ready to fight evil, and they’re getting rid of women who they claim are ruining everything.

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To join Parsons’ Christian manosphere, it’s a bit more intense. Gym members must sign a covenant called “Rule of Life” that requires such beliefs as “marriage as one man and one woman,” or “two genders, given by God at creation.” And it requires strict adherence to “the behavioral and moral standards of the Remnant Gym membership agreement.” Their website says, “Christian authority is enforced through ownership, contracts and the courage to hold the line.”

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

So it's the "A fascist worked out today, have you?" gym.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Me looking lovingly (Brotherly) at my fellow Lifter In Christ (above the waistline) after signing the "I Swear I Am Not Gay and ONLY Like Women" Covenant:

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago

Eww, what a mess

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

They'll have darkroom there. God can't see inside a darkroom, can he?

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Your accountabilibuddy can be your spotter.

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