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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 points 20 minutes ago

Christian dudes going to an all-male gym? Oh, you better believe they be lusting.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 points 50 minutes ago

You know who else has men-only gyms? The Taliban!

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm sure they display a big anatomically correct Jesus on a cross right over a bench press, all sweaty and ripped in a tiny loin cloth. His cum gutters all glittering in the light with a look of pain on his face that wouldn't be out of place in an S&M club.

Seriously though, why does every gym have that one guy who only wears "Christ is King" tshirts and backpacks? My guy even leaves bibles out on top of his parked bicycle. I'm tempted to go in only wearing Satanic Temple shirts to openly mock him.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.today 1 points 26 minutes ago

I mean, when I go to the gym I can’t give a fuck less about who is there. Crazy mofo that lives in the dumpster out back could be in there flipping tables….you do you, just don’t hog the equipment and rack your weights bro.

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Dude I don't care about anything, but seriously, working out in all-men gyms just boosts your workouts by so much. No distractions, no need to get shy, surrounded by pure testostrone, you can take your shirt off, go wild, gorilla monke mode.

Girls are too cute and sweet and I really don't feel comfortable going ape shit in a mixed gym.

I will work out at men only gyms for the rest of my life. Btw, non-mixed gyms are the default in my country so I don't have to go through any special gym for that.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 49 minutes ago

Tell us how much you don't respect women without telling us.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Aside from all the gay references here this is a real two edged sword. On one hand, get all these right wing misogynist asshats away from women in gyms. Otoh, this is just another recruiting ground and echo chamber for right wing redpill incel BS.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 9 minutes ago

Can confirm.

I went to a dudebro gym. It was a fucking incel hive mind.

Half the encouragement was to "bang any bitch you want" and the other half was about reclaiming masculinity.

One guy kept talking about "fighting for our right for survival" like motherfucker, you're a 6ft white dude. Chill.

If the gym doesn't have a BLM/LGBT flag and a bunch of diversity, I don't join.

[–] whereitsat@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

men aren't even allowed to work out together without having their sexuality questioned. god forbid we actually become--gasp--friends with each other! and if that happens, it's apparently only to concoct right-wing plots and figure out clever ways to harass women.

meanwhile, a women's only space is supposedly heaven on earth, even though they'll all be gossiping and backstabbing each other for no reason.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

Ok. you blatantly disregarded the context of this post in order to make it some gender-war post about bros who just wanna be bros. That’s stupid.

The title is, just in case you can’t read:

Men-Only Gyms Trying To Protect Christian Men From Lust Get Brutally Ridiculed

So we are OBVIOUSLY not discussing workout buddies, or gym friendships, or even y’know, if gay dudes like going to the gym, which nobody is saying can’t happen. But you went and redpilled it as a war against men because women have spaces away from men exactly because of the kind of men in the article.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 7 minutes ago

Bro immediately was like "Why are you picking on me?!" Victimhood.

My dude, chill.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Rick Pidcock

That is not a real name

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

Lots of definitely not gay stuff is going to be happening there. Gay dudes with a thing for closeted guys are going to have a field day.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Giving your best bro a BJ will help protect him from sinful thoughts.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 5 minutes ago

Brojobs to protect your purity.

There's no Bible verse that says you can't.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 5 minutes ago

Does... Does this mean he's been baptized?

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Them: Jesus is King

Jesus: muchas gracias!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 65 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not having gay sex? I'm hiding my penis safely inside this Christian man's asshole so that women can't get to it unless they are my wife.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What makes a man a man? That's right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.

That's just maths and logic. And you can't argue with maths and logic!!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

"That and a pair of testicles..."

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 6 hours ago

We're training men! Hallellujah!

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 55 points 10 hours ago
[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 90 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Theyre gonna learn a lot about themselves

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Gyms are becoming breeding grounds for white supremacists and the proud boys. Probably more about indoctrination than learning.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 points 57 minutes ago

What's funny is they complain about gender change hormones but shoot tons of testosterone in their thighs because they are too afraid to become feminine.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

... one of Trump's favorite songs.

They're all closet cases.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (19 children)

This is a dumb response to the issue but some people, both men and women, do show up to the gym in outfits that are viewed as inappropriate in a vast majority of other places. It's not terribly difficult to keep your attention focused elsewhere but it is understandable that some want to be able to get in a work out without other people's asses in their face on a constant basis.

I'm sure most of Lemmy will call that opinion prudish or something similar but everyone is entitled to their own thoughts on stuff like that. It's true that fashion is a personal choice but I don't see why you would want to do things you know will make others uncomfortable either.

[–] lps2@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

>I don't see why you would want to do things you know will make others uncomfortable eithe

Because then what I can do is an ever shrinking pocket of appeasing others - fuck that

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

How are they gonna stop lust if they cram a bunch of good looking, sweaty, shirtless dudes in the same building?

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