Starting a Lob, looking to get some lobsters to join. DM if serious about joining
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2026
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Didn’t we do this just a few weeks ago?
Are monsters part of a mon? Are posters part of a po?
Yes? Have you never heard of a mon or a po? Tsk, tsk, how uncultured.
That depends on what the definition of "lobster" is.
I’ve never seen Jordan Peterson actually speak, but I always think of this Wizards With Guns sketch whenever I see memes of him.
That is pretty much spot on to the real thing.
Jordon is more of a nazister that manipulates young men for money and to guide them to the bad place.
Jordan Peterson is to young men in the same way Jordan Peterson's daughter is to Jordan Peterson.
I always find it hilarious that a person so bent on profiting from radicalization of young people is himself getting radicalized and robbed by his own daughter.
wait really? Where can I learn about this?
Not sure of a single source, but she has been the main influence for a lot of his wackiest recent behavior. She was the one who convinced him to go on an all meat diet. The one who handled his public image when he was in withdrawal from benzos and convinced him to put himself into a medical coma in Russia. She also runs his online "academy". She's basically been pimping him out and controlling his public engagement since he went over the edge.
He's part of a Nazi?
Jordan Balthazar Peterson would never
then he starts sobbing
that depends by how you define sobbing. Which brings me to my other point, why are there no sobsters?
There are. You just don't see them unless you're a sex worker (who work with conservative sobsters) or therapist (who work with liberal and leftist sobsters).
It's not because he's a little bitch, it's because he's addicted to benzos
Which doesn't change that he is, indeed a little bitch.
Because he's a sobster.
Urinal cakes
And yet teamsters are part of a team.
True.
Petition for new collective noun, a lob of lobsters. Just because the guy in the meme is worthless doesn't mean the lob is.
Anyone in favor?
I can't help but read this with the voice of Peter Capaldi...