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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] bluespin@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"DAMN fine coffee...and HOT"

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

"I know who killed Laura Palmer..."

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why are there 2 forks is he planning to eat double handed

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

theyre actually on a cute FBI agent date and theyre going to share the pie with their partner

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well then they’re missing the second mug

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You never shared a cup of coffe before?

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Not with an fbi agent

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Their partner's already drinking that

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

There are two lodges

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I actually want to say it's a fork and knife and that's the shadow of the tines but the light source doesn't seem to agree.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

And why are the handles a different shape?

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

FBI agent has a big day. No time to screw around.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

they got a cherry pie that'll kill ya!

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

You know... that's, excuse me, a DAMN fine cup of coffee

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All that's missing is a cigarette.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She's just off-camera, getting a look at that cute FBI agent

[–] phase@lemmy.8th.world 1 points 2 months ago

The FBI agent smiles back. She knows her too well.

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago
[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Thank you Norma.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Black and piping hot

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"Big things happen in big places, and the sooner I file my report, the sooner I can get back to them."

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I don’t know if I ever ate breakfast as much as I did when I was working cases. Hell, it was so common, watching Supernatural brought back breakfast PTSD, whenever they ate in cafes.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She's dead! Wrapped in plastic!

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There was a fish in the percolator!

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I HEARD THAT!

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Small town? FBI? That pie needs a slice a cheese.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On a berry pie? Cheese is for apple. But I agree we need some dairy here. Ice cream or whip cream, or a glass of milk since he likes black coffee.

Unless lactose intolerant of course, then they have my pity.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Lactose intolerance will not stop me and my love of ice cream on pie.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Misogynist remark to the waitress, and her sassy comeback that lets him know she's interested, but won't be objectified.

[–] leraje@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Massive, massive quantities!

[–] ellypny@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Gordon Cole voice This is REAL gold cooper

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Also reminiscent of Supernatural.

[–] rmrf@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 points 2 months ago

Not a movie but pretty much all of the X files.