Same, but for fruitcakes.
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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You may have all the sweet-pickles you want. The sour/dill pickles are mine tho
Fight me for it.
Nah, I wouldn't come between a fellow pickle lover and their treasure.
You can have mine if it was served to me on any hot food item. Cold pickle wedge on the side, yum. Hot pickle slice on a burger, not for me.
How do you feel about deep fried pickles?
I'll tell you how I feel they're either too hot or soggy so fuck that shit.
Never tried one... I'll prob avoid them if I can.
That said, dehydrated and lightly salted okra I love.
Fried squishy okra... I'll usually pass every time.
I will take on all pickles. Dill pickes, sweet pickles, sliced pickles, baby pickles, hot pickles, cold pickles, pickled olives, pickled hering, indian hot pickled mango pickles, relishes, gardiniera, tzatziki, pickle rick, the satanic dog named pickles from that weird cartoon, your mom's favourite cucumber...
My fiancé always makes me call her (270-558-1710) whenever I get pickles at a restaurant to ask her if she wants me to keep them for her or not, lol.
Did you just include her phone number?
In case anyone wants to get her pickles, I guess? 🤷🏻
I'm onto you and your tricks with that phone number and I approve
Mmm, fish & chips with a cheeky pickle on the side. Some curry sauce, bit of malt vinegar and salt on the chips. Oh, now you're making me hungry.
There's going to be a moment of confusion as some guy grins and unzips his pants.
You can have my pickle. I don’t want it.
Thanks! monch cronch
Mam I think that's called sexual assault
Not if you're literally talking about pickled cucumbers. The fruit in the same family as pumpkins that's green, consists primarily of water, and is culinarily considered a vegetable by most.
Which I am.
i will take that under advisement