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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

You may have all the sweet-pickles you want. The sour/dill pickles are mine tho

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, I wouldn't come between a fellow pickle lover and their treasure.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

You can have mine if it was served to me on any hot food item. Cold pickle wedge on the side, yum. Hot pickle slice on a burger, not for me.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How do you feel about deep fried pickles?

I'll tell you how I feel they're either too hot or soggy so fuck that shit.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Never tried one... I'll prob avoid them if I can.

That said, dehydrated and lightly salted okra I love.

Fried squishy okra... I'll usually pass every time.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I will take on all pickles. Dill pickes, sweet pickles, sliced pickles, baby pickles, hot pickles, cold pickles, pickled olives, pickled hering, indian hot pickled mango pickles, relishes, gardiniera, tzatziki, pickle rick, the satanic dog named pickles from that weird cartoon, your mom's favourite cucumber...

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

My fiancé always makes me call her (270-558-1710) whenever I get pickles at a restaurant to ask her if she wants me to keep them for her or not, lol.

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm onto you and your tricks with that phone number and I approve

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Did you just include her phone number?

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, his fiance eats everyone's pickle.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 56 minutes ago

I also choose this guy’s dead wife! 😊

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago

In case anyone wants to get her pickles, I guess? 🤷🏻

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

There's going to be a moment of confusion as some guy grins and unzips his pants.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Same, but for fruitcakes.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Mam I think that's called sexual assault

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Not if you're literally talking about pickled cucumbers. The fruit in the same family as pumpkins that's green, consists primarily of water, and is culinarily considered a vegetable by most.

Which I am.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You can have my pickle. I don’t want it.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Thanks! monch cronch

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Mmm, fish & chips with a cheeky pickle on the side. Some curry sauce, bit of malt vinegar and salt on the chips. Oh, now you're making me hungry.

[–] theLaLiLuLeLol@kbin.earth 2 points 2 hours ago

i will take that under advisement