Yay I can hardly wait for hordes of these things owned by governments and corporations to be armed and active around the globe!
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VIbes of the 7 foot tall 7/11 stocking robot.
what the fuck
this is on the offical website
it can't get any more threatening than this
I'm gonna fuck it.
Yeah it needs a fleshlight mount on the backside and I'll take it to a cliff where it has no choice but to push back.
Well SatansMaggotyCumFart, you have clearly thought about this quite in detail!
Honestly the only surprising part here is that you haven't.
It even has a fucking CHAINSAW attachment ffs! 🤦🏻
jfc, could they make it any more fucking ominous?
Plus, the whole "you can easily disable it by puncturing the lung-analog air tank in its torso with a weapon or projectile" and "the horns are to slow it down moving through doorways" bits. What exactly are you trying to design against again because that sounds like a creature, or at the very least something autonomous, not a remote operated robot.
Surely this is satire, right?
Possible, but I feel like a lot of effort went in for it to only be satire. No obvious AI images, multiple views of the thing including close up of the "hand" and they're all consistent. Could be made as an art sculpture and this is the satirical product page, maybe.
Looks like all the current news coverage of it is reacting as if it's real/credible as well.
"You can stop it with any handgun"
sorry, dark mode users
Reminds me of back in the day when I worked in various data centers that had Man-traps for controlling access. I could see them being upgraded to release one of these on you if you failed to properly authenticate when inside one.
Why does it need four legs??? Why centaur??? Can we not???
You didn't ask, but the horns are so it can't fit through the door (and kill you)
Two-legged walk cycles are very complicated and unstable.
Wheels work great for indoor spaces, roads, tracks etc.
That's not a centaur, thats an abomination.
Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes
Like, once you get over the terror of the very real concern that this could be used against you to injure you, it's actually pretty cool.
I mean, imagine if you owned it, you could ride it to work, and it could use its arms to carry weapons to attack other bad centaur riders on your way into the office.
Road rage incidents become jousting matches
