Those are just Australian Land Shark...
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2026
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Nah, that's AI. If this were really Australia, it would be upside down, obviously.
AI: Australia Inverted
I used to deadpan joke to junior field staff to watch out for the Boreal fen sharks. I would carry that joke as far as I could seeing how long they would believe it.
For the record the mythical boreal den shark lives in the wettest, shittiest part of the fen, where you have at best an island of peat the size of your boot to stand on. One step in any direction lands you in 80 cm of water, and an overtopped boot.
Do you actually know what Australia is?
An open air prison? An English accent? A type of snake?
Do you know what a joke is?
Do you need an answer?
Do you need a hug?
I could use a hug
drive-by-hugs
Have a great day!
Nope
Do you both need to get a room?
Do you know a place?
I do but it's got a lot of upside down sharks.
🎵 Do you know the way to Santa Fe? 🎵
Street Sharks?
Oh no my brother. That was May.
We are now dealing with
Wheat sharks.
Street sharks was a dope show
Capitalizing on TMNT.
Also, Vin Diesel did a toy commercial for it
Biker mice from mars was also sick af
Went through a whole phase where I drew biker mice from Mars. It's not weird, something like 8% of kids do this.
Honestly best scene from Superbad 😂
A google street view of Charlotte, North Carolina
my entire state is burning
Dun dun...
Dun dun...
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...
You're getting sharks in the fields? I'm getting bald eagles - Murica!
Terrifying birds. Nothing in media or zoos can prepare you for a close overhead swoop as it lands on the lowest branch of a nearby tree... maybe 8 feet from the Earth's surface. Polarizing. I was left in awe and fearing for my life.
Yeah I had one swoop by me at the rim of Crater Lake in Oregon once. It came up from below me on an air draft and swooped by almost within arms reach. That was the first time I'd ever seen one in nature. I was not prepared.
September will be fine tho but don't quote me on this
Thank you! I was hoping that was from an actual movie. I love stupid movies.
If stupid is your jam, this one is pretty wild. The actor playing the cultist guy was absolutely into it.
I remember first seeing this 6 summers ago 🫥
Upvoting this feels wrong
Sea dogs! We finally domesticated them!
Maybe that's just a few garden gnomes playing hide-and-seek in the field?