Why am I laughing at this? Is it because reality has become so ridiculously like a dark graphic novel?
Now we’re going to get grope-shocked by idiots who probably shock themselves before they get their hands on us.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026
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What dystopian sci-fi story did this idea come from?
What kind of looney tunes shit is this
Cruelty is they're goal.
I hope they get rained on and glitch out dead.
Hope they forget to take em off the first time they go to take a piss.
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I hate when I do that. 🙄
Oh, this won't be abused.
Quit hitting yourself childhood antics may soon become handy and vital for survival.
Its america, you've got a gun. Just shoot them.
And close family of them.
Gonna be a fun time to wear conductive outer layers of clothing. I wonder how good these gloves' sort circuit protection is...
All we have to do is ground ourselves.
What kind of useless can’t-get-work-anywhere-else fuckwad engineers design this shit? Flock not hiring anymore?
Me when I was 14 and trying to save the world with shit I could buy on alibaba literally decades ago.
Turns out grappling hooks are really hard and the rocket skates only worked with solid fuel, which was slightly problematic from a use case perspective and I have no idea how I'm alive.
Seems there's a huge market in authoritarian sadists. Capitalists & fascists are creaming themselves on either side of it.
Looking forward to the officers accidentally shocking their nuts when they scratch their balls
Tragic masturbation accident incoming.