Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 hours ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But after breaking up with one I am now a bee leaver ..

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

“Then you saw her face…”

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 1 points 48 minutes ago

No doubt it stung at the time

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 1 points 51 minutes ago

You'll find a new honey someday.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Did you tell them to buzz off?