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But after breaking up with one I am now a bee leaver ..

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[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The funniest part of this joke is the implication that while you were actively in a human/bee relationship, you had not yet come to believe that human/bee relationships were real.

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 1 points 42 minutes ago

You are extraordinarily good at anal
yzing such things.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

“Then you saw her face…”

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

No doubt it stung at the time

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

You'll find a new honey someday.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

Did you tell them to buzz off?