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this isn't just boomerhumor, you missed something

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] es_eskaliert@feddit.org 106 points 12 hours ago (6 children)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 hours ago

es eskaliert wirklich

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 31 points 11 hours ago

It's me at different times of the day.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Let's be honest, all three children are looking at tablets.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Isn't that Shinji?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I disagree, books can never have as colorful worlds in my head as movies an comics. Unless I watched the movie before I read the book. Book is just slower information transfer than audiovisual, but it's not limited to what can be visualized. In the end both is passive consumption unlike something active like videogames

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Case in point: I absolutely LOVE The Lord of the Rings films. Absolute masterpieces that haven't aged A DAY.

Tolkien's "The Fellowship of the Ring" had me asleep in 25 pages.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I have aphantasia.

How does reading and watching it in your mind's eye change anything from just watching it on a screen?

I prefer audio books because it allows me to critically think better during because I can listen and think at same time, but reading words takes more brain power.

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I guess it's a matter of preference, because in my mind there's no way listening takes less brainpower than reading.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

That's probably very different from person to person, since its different how well they can parse heard words and seen words. For me hearing is way faster, but I’m also more likely to confuse sounds than characters.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 hours ago

We usually think in linguistic concepts even when reading a book, one of the most difficult things to do with a student when they are learning drawing is teaching them to really see instead of thinking of linguistic traits. I have aphantasia and it is difficult for me to recall visual traits so instead i focus on visual recipes, or construction while drawing. It is difficult for me to recall faces for example but if i reduce a face to geometric shapes and proportions and do a lot of trial and error so i can approximate a face I've seen.

So when reading is not that I am seeing things, but i am making a conceptual map, an abstraction. Kinda like how dreams are like stories we tell ourselves to the point they might seem like intangible images. Sometimes I feel my brain relate stuff i read to things i've already seen, or builds some conceptual bridge between known concepts to unknown ones.

But reading is also a practice on itself different than hearing. Language has aesthetics, rhythm character. I feel i learn more about the aesthetic beauty of language by reading it on the page than hearing it on an audio book because it forces me to build that bridge between my horizon of understanding and the authors'.

This is especially true for authors that have an entirely different background than me because to understand them i need to read slower and research. Something that audio books doesn't allow with it's predisposed presentation.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

I don't think this is very related to phantasia.. With a book you can stop and think about things (imaginatively or critically). With video your entire attention is captured and it's quite difficult to step away from the narrative being presented. In my experience audio is somewhere in between, and I'm able to zone out on my own tangent sometimes (but this is annoying, because I miss things)

[–] driftwood@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I do too, and I didn't know it was different for others until I was an adult. When I was young they used to guilt trip me for wasting my intelligence because I hated books.

I grew up inspired by creative world building shown in movies like LOTR and in games. I read more than most people, but it's never books.

I hate how so many people fail to consider others might not have the same perspective or needs.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 43 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I’m just wondering why that kid’s watching a guy drop a deuce

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 33 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Much worse, it looks like he's watching 1 guy 1 cup... 🫥

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Do...do you really want the context?

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I was one of the unlucky 10,000 the last time this was posted. Let someone else have their day ruined.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Or made. You know, maybe they're one of the lucky ones in that cohort to find out just how much they love ~~poop~~.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

One man, one jar

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

What did I miss? The guy pooping? And this is just boomer humor. Books are great but visual art can do the same thing for my brain.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's not poop. And it's not leaving his pooper.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Oh God. Is it... Is it going in? And do I want to know what "it" is?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It's going in. And it's a simple, plain, glass jar.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

I so hoped it would

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

*crrracckkk

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

Yes and probably not. And hell no for the third question you didn't ask.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

And this is just boomer humor.

you doubt me? I'm so offended :<

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

No, it's something much worse. Just move on.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

No, tell him exactly what it is.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My curiosity will get the better of me one way or another.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Tap for just the name of the referenceIt's a reference to the Shock Site video "1 man 1 jar"

don't tap this or I'll tell you what that is.A man sits on a glass jar, and it shatters in his anus. He whimpers but does not speak, and removes pieces of bloody glass from his anus with his shaking hands.

I warned you.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Fuck man. I think I've heard of this but def haven't watched it. Thanks all the same.

[–] DwellerVortex@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

You can access to fantasy and fairytale story through both online and book, depend on your choice

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, I read plenty but definitely don't see any of the things described.

[–] BottleBoardBakon@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

Probably depends what book you read

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (5 children)

I read a lot of SciFi when I was a teen. I learned not to bother seeing the movie if one was made. They always got so much wrong, and by "wrong" I mean it didn't match my imagination.

This is why I'm currently hesitating to watch Hail Mary Project.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

Does it "look" different? I only notice when they leave out important things are distort

[–] sylphrin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

I'm a big fan of the book. Couldn't stand the movie.

I was really surprised because, while I have a track record of hating adaptations of books I've read, a lot of my friends that had read the book absolutely loved the movie. So I thought maybe it would be okay, even if I didn't love it. But I couldn't finish the movie at all, I didn't even make it halfway.

Out of curiosity, have you watched and read 2001: A Space Odyssey? How did that comparison go, if you have?

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

I hated the book, so I am excited to see the film

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 10 hours ago

The movie actually gets it mostly right. It's not 100% true to the book, no movie can be but it's pretty damn close.

[–] minfapper@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago

Well, I'm glad I didn't read the book then. I watched it with no expectations going in and had a great time.

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