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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 35 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Well, you know what they say about Greek soldiers. They never leave their brother's behind.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 6 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

How do you separate the men from the boys on a Greek freighter?

Tap for spoilerWith a crowbar.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 2 points 22 minutes ago

Little known fact that Greeks invented sex. Later on Romans introduced it to women as well.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That apostrophe is doing some major lifting here.

[–] deadmyk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 hour ago

think musks "historically accurate" grok version will tell them?

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 23 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Bet they ran out of olive oil real fast

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘chub rub’

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 35 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago

ok boys, we have a volunteer!

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago

Don't worry, Odysseus kept his men real satisfied.

"I want to tell you something, but please bend over first"

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

10 years were fighting a war, most definitely with some "spoils" of war

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Eventually, yes. But it took them 10 years just to breach the outer wall. They had to wait a decade before partaking in any spoils.

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Consenting spoils I hope 🫣

Or maybe some CNC stuff that'd be pretty hot actually.

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 3 points 1 hour ago

Greeks been doing it. Celts been doing it. Everybody been doing it!

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Man this meme is getting posted a lot.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

By people who don't know the Odyssee.