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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

God: is all loving

Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU"

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Except we're stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A lot of people have jobs they hate

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 hours ago

God predicted capitalism

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Who amongst us hasn't woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Those flies totally had it coming!

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

God

Regret

Is God's in-moment regret a part of his plan?

"I need to look like I didn't see this coming."

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

”God works in mysterious ways ”

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io -5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

People say this is a conflict with being omniscient, but that's thinking temporally. For an entity that's timeless, it's all happening at once (or there is no once, it just all is) so he can have a master plan and make mistakes too. There's probably more coming.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

So are u saying they aren't omniscent?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 4 hours ago

Not the fish though. Seems that God was an evolutionist and agreed the transition to land was a bad idea.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Beginning of the book, he’s already done with us.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Like a streamer who ragequits 90 seconds into his first game because he's not immediately goated at it

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Tbh the world being God streaming a game of the Sims makes more sense

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 5 hours ago

Being fair, I've only been here a little under thirty years and I'm already thoroughly sick of us as a whole. I can't imagine an eternity of it.

[–] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.