Literally the old man yelling about people on his grass
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He thinks he can say anything and it will distract us from his war crimes and the sex trafficking from Mari Lago and the rapes and the sexual assaults and the pedophilia and adultery and all the fraud and insider trading and market manipulation and bribery and election interference and the treason and the fake elector scheme and dodging the draft and colluding with dictators and constantly lying to the public and alienating all our nation state allies and depleting our military’s munitions and filling the government with incompetent loyalists and etc etc etc the list never fucking ends…
And he thinks he can point at some grass and say “hey look over there!” And we will just roll over and fall for it.
His cult of mouth-breathers will believe anything focks nooz tells them to be outraged at
He is literally so fucking senile. Jesus Christ.
Maybe it was all the Diet Coke that did it?
“Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass – if poured on grass – so, therefore, it must kill cancer cells inside the body,” Oz said on Triggered with Don Jr, the president’s eldest son’s podcast.
East wing destroyed, reflecting pool destroyed, lawn destroyed. I wish we could see before and after pics.
Don't forget the rose garden
I think he's trolling the American public. He knows darn well that it was vandalized - by him. And he knows that no one is going to do a damn thing about it.
Not so much trolling as he is distracting from his constant crimes.
Is this the "someone shit in my pants", but the lawn edition?
I imagine he also makes similar accusations when he shits his pants. "How did this shit appear on my underwear and pants? Clearly the work of Antifa!" ☝️🍊
It is always the Antifa.
"BIDEN has been SHITTING my pants every day since I took back over!!"
And Obama has been shitting my pants since before Biden
He's not wrong, it was a vandal. They even tore down the east wing and clogged up the straight of Hormuz like it was a low flow toilet in the Whitehouse.
Hey, leave the Germanic tribe of the Vandals out of this. They got a bad rep from those pesky Romans, but they were clearly not as bad as that orange twat.
He's more like Sulla in the late empire period, when the Republic died in all but name,in the agrarian revolt and civil war and his appointment as dictator for 10 years until his death, a reign of terror.
He put daily lists of proscriptions in the forum every day, first enemies. No police then, citizens got a reward killing them. Then he would seize their assets and spend it in drunken orgies and such. He then took to proscribing the rich of his own party under false pretense to seize their assets.
He eventually died from some kind of parasitic infection in his asshole.
Oh FFS, this shit again?!?
He's actually right about vandals, but just not in the way he thinks he is.
Vandal-In-Chief praises the efforts of his vassal vandals:
“Look what VANDALS did to the grass connecting the vandalized World War II Monument and the vandalized Reflecting Pool, which will be opened again, and better than ever, shortly”
He's not complaining, he's crowing.
His meaning of "better than ever" is different from that of any sane person
For some reason I'm reminded of that crazy lady that was the GF of Junior screaming to an empty room about how the "best is yet to COME!!!!"
Whatever happened to that crazy lady, anyway? 🤔
Oh right, she was used up and cast aside like a used Kleenex....
He dumped her and Trump made her go away with a ambassador role
They split in 2024, but she got "being the ambassador to Greece" out of it.
Yeah, maybe a softer landing than most of his former insiders get, I suppose. Still, probably orchestrated to get her away and out of the picture w/o her writing some tell-all book...
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Seems like we have had a increase of "vandals" ever since this guy took office again. Maybe its the guy in charges fault?
Even after he deployed the national guard to DC to crack down on crime. So not only has crime gone up under him, it's gone up while he's been actively "stopping it"
Nah, I'm in D.C. right now. The natioan guards are bored out of their mind.
Anyone who don't think my pants was vandalized by librulcrats should go back to helicopters school.
Well he's not wrong, it is vandals... the vandals living in the White House.
Every accusation is a confession. This is a little on the nose, though.
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Man, you'd think that the residence of the president of the united states would have the security to prevent people from messing up the grass. I guess it's easier to get to the president than was thought possible. I wonder if he's a security nightmare to the people who have to protect his worthless ass.
That's why he arrives to the Whitehouse by Catering One nowadays.
University of Idaho really hates this guy and this country.
These fucken guys again:
What a dumbass. Does he know how much shit is exploding out of both ends of his disgusting lumpy fleshsuit, or is he really that oblivious?
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Those pesky kids!
And they almost got away with it to...
Are the Vandals still together? Does Warped Tour go to DC?
He can’t even take responsibility for trampled grass
"Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!"
How did these vandals get past our Brave National Guard armed with Automatic Weapons and Keen Eyesight? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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How does he still have supporters though? He doesn't even know where he is 95% of the time.
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Wasnt this case actually vandalism? I thought someone went out with roundup or vinegar or something and killed the grass in a pattern like 88 47 or something (Hitler's number and Trump's number)
Or was that a different lawn?
That was in June, and it was 86 47 (86 being restaurant lingo for 'remove from the establishment') that was also a different patch of grass.
He's become the stereotypical old man, telling the kids to stay off his grass...
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